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[piictionary]

Ambition fanart in my home? It’s more likely than you think!

[forbittenromance]

every night owl I know (myself included) is as careful as possible and as quiet as a mouse so not to wake up or disturb people who are asleep while they’re awake but from the moment a morning person wakes up they will make as much noise as possible as if their god given purpose is the be the loudest most inconsiderate person alive

[callingvoicemail]

every day i think about this smartypants ep

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[correlatedcontents]

it's so magical when they trust you enough to perch on you

[zeph-phyr]

have i truly become a monster? based on pilotredsun’s animation, Grinch’s ultimatum

[westwyrm]

happy birthday to the only dog ever

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[rogha]

in defense of the panera founder who said this. he was trying to say the idea that employers are motivated by this. is dumb as shit.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[tonyzaret]

[tomoleary]

John Berkey “The Concorde Airport ’79” poster art (1979) Source

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[queenofnots]

[queenofnots]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

[mornington-the-crescent]

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

[crownedpatriot11]

What do you think he does

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

[theodoretheninja]

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[serregon]

🤨

[proship-fictionkin]

THE TEXAS HAMMER

[nanitecitys]

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

[elphabaoftheopera]

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

[therogueduchess]

[knightofiris]

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

[sleepyspoonie]

[crazy-brazilian]

[birdthebanana]

(From 09/08/2024)

[moxydraws]

Come sit on hex lap

[your-sunshine-future]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[victorlincolnpine]

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

[batshit-auspol]

Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again