Did you bring the cards ?

Clara. 25. France. Inside no 9, The League of Gentlemen, Fleabag, Les Petits Meurtres d'Agatha Christie, Once Upon a Time, Kaamelott, The OA, Casa de las Flores, Friends, Hannibal, CAOS, The Walking Dead, Ugly Betty, Harry Potter    ... Alan Rickman, Robert Carlyle, Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton, Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Patrick Macnee, Colin Firth, Kenneth Branagh, ... 

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[girlmostlikely]

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

[jenlrossman]

[unionjackpillow]

Find the meaning, history and popularity of given names from around the world. Get ideas for baby names or discover your own name's history.

According to the ratings at Behind the name, is your name

devious?

formal?

youthful?

boring?

urban?

comedic?

rough?

nerdy?

simple?

Other/Wanna see the results.

Voting ended onMay 7, 2023

[local-blog-for-local-people]

[jramseyi]

Traveling mushroom and his trusted cat

[encantaminhos-deactivated202211]

😃 @indiarosecrawford

[agroveinthesavagegarden]

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

[levionok]

Neil-verse goes brrrr

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[bramst]

the only correct way to eat a mango is by hunching over a sink and sucking its flesh off the pit like some sort of animal with juice dripping down your forearms

[bramst]

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[cryptidcrone]

…I’m fucking SWEATING

this is literally giving me flashbacks

[randomingoftherandomness]

I’m having a violent throwback reading this

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[dcigenehunt-deactivated20231112]

Sometimes you can’t go back, but you can visit.

[lousolversons]

Reece Shearsmith in Inside No. 9 - S07E02 - Mr. King