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Any Pronouns Soft colors go brrr There’s a little me inside my brain holding manila folders of fandoms

[killershark82]

So due to an earlier prompt I have had another idea for dispatch.

And again, if someone wants to write this, please do.

Second mecha man and shroud are exes. Shroud is a guy desperately trying to build a bond with Robert who wants nothing to do with him.

Him ending up in a coma and almost dying wasn’t something he wanted to happen but his underlings didn’t get the memo.

Cue shroud sending people to Robert to contact him with increasing hilarity having the z-team a bit freaked out because why are all these shroud goons chasing our dispatcher? (The amount of hilarity and crack is up to you)

Shroud himself hacks into the SND and hijacks Robert’s headgear to talk to him like

“no, I did not mean for you to almost die and end up in a coma I just wanted to bond with you son, the responsible party has been dealt with can you stop by or can I get you and we can play some donkey Kong return?”

“Not your son and no get out of my head set”

Z-team: ????!!?!

They don’t know what to make of this. They still haven’t connected the dots that he’s mecha man. Like they have the pieces but can’t connect them.

Enjoy

Edit: Robert’s view of it is depressing and cynical. Shrouds point of view of it is like doofensmirtz level of comedy. Everyone is done with him. (He’s still very dangerous and evil. But it’s kind of drowned out by what he views as fatherly tendencies) That is all.

[blitz-bi]

With ao3 still being down I am so thankful I’ve downloaded a few fics a year ago because I have just been cycling through the same six fics for the whole day AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[hard69muffin]

At one point, it was just a sketch at the request of a friend to portray the bookish Geralt. It turned out to be a good sketch of a meeting with a forest creature. PS I dream of making a gif out of this one day)

[blitz-bi]

Oh my god he looks so ill I love him—

[acs-karanttu]

We all knew Ralsei's whole deal was gonna be juicy, but I don't think anyone predicted that all his desperate kowtowing to and placating of the Lightners, concealment of information, and encouragement of them treating the Dark Worlds like a game is in fact, a distraction from the world and prophecy's dark underbelly- but that he does this not because he has sinister motives, but because the two are just legendarily doomed. That the missing piece of his "guy who's life purpose is to be a helpful NPC" thing was the part where his "protagonists" are the actual second comings of Monster Jesus from the Monster Bible who haven't yet learned of the Monster Crucifixion part, and he does not want to be the one to break it to 'em. If Sans is burdened with an in-universe version of the existential dread of knowing you're a video game NPC, Ralsei is that, if he was also like a friendly side character in season 1 of a 2010s children's cartoon, currently overhearing his storyboard artists brainstorm increasingly convenient, G-rated death substitutes that are actually way worse than death. Poor guy's trying to induce a case of Cerebus Syndrome so intense that Monster God himself decides it'd be too goofy to keep the overarching plot around, with the backup purpose of a temporary comfort to a couple unstable fifteen-year-olds before they [unspecified] for the world's sins. Who knew Ralsei was the one most concerned about the possibility of Kris and Susie getting Jevil-and-Spamton-ed by knowledge? Insane.

[blitz-bi]

What the fuck happens in Deltarune??

[blitz-bi]

So I have these two friends right? One of them is Aromantic, came out as such two years ago, and for the duration that my other friend has known him he has been out as Aro to the friend group and has vocalized it multiple times.

Now I am BANGING MY FUCKING HEAD AGAINST THE FUCKING WALL because my friend is crying and goes “why did he say he has no romantic feelings for me? Does he hate me?” Even though she KNOWS HE’S ARO LIKE THE FUCK AM IT SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT? Literally told her and she was like “I thought he was in denial?” I am going to slap her. And it’s not like he rejected her either because he literally calls her his soulmate, it’s like their relationship is very special and she can’t fucking realize that because she has such a narrow view of what affection and love can be. And it pisses me off because what they have truly is fucking beautiful, I mean literally he gives her forehead kisses FOREHEAD KISSES, and hugs her and tells her he loves her, just not in the way that most people do, and he tells her what he feels for her is special even if it isn’t romantic love and I’m upset at her for not being able to accept any of that because he doesn’t love the same way she does. And you can tell it’s Love, just not romantic from his side and you can see he treasures her and it’s like why are you upset? Why did you have expectations for a person who’s told you for the entirety of your friendship with each other that he cannot provide that said thing and then spit and complain on a thing that is as precious if not more so that he gives freely and wholeheartedly to you. Like, I’m trying to be a good friend here but I just sort of want to bash your head in for how you’re reacting.

Sorry just needed to literally pull my hair and scream this into the void.

[blitz-bi]

God to Be a Jellyfish

[blitz-bi]

Ever heard of dystonia?

It’s a neurological disorder that occurs largely in artists. And when I say Artists I mean musicians, authors, painters, composers, ex. It’s like the devil of muscle cramps, it causes twisting motions and other movements out of the patient’s control. And in most if not all cases it only takes in affect when said patient is trying to do an activity that requires constant repetitive motions. It can occur to any part of the body.

I know this disease because my piano teacher lost all ability to play piano aside from two fingers it took him nearly a decade and a half of physical therapy to be able to play with seven. He was my teacher because he had dystonia and was unable to play at concert halls anymore and became a preschool music teacher. He now can play again and does play at concerts and little cabarets again, but now I’m thinking. There’s people who don’t get better, like the drummer from Radwimps (Japanese Rock Band) he had to quit because he got dystonia and it went to the point where he could no longer play the drums. Because Dystonia creeps up on you taking bit by bit of your ability to do what you love away. All while that person know that they are capable, and yet their body refuses.

This is all to say if anyone wants to write like angst about a character they like, that may have a huge artistic passion. This is an avenue you can spring upon them. But it is a real disease and no real “cure” to it either, just solutions for coping.

[blitz-bi]

Meet the Crider’s, my Hunger Games Oc’s

From Left to Right: Sadie Maroon(19), Maud Sienna(19), Johnny Scarlet(23), Maple Rose(12), & Filly Fallow (14)

You may have guessed from their names but they’re a covey family residing in District 10 with their extended family on a ranch.

Being around third generation covey, they are not extremely connected to covey traditions, having grown up with it but the need to participate in District 10’s industry at a young age robbing them of being truly raised as covey.

Johnny Scarlet, Maud Sienna, Sadie Maroon, and Maple Rose are siblings, with Filly Fallow being their cousin on their father’s side. Though Filly is practically an honorary sibling.

That’s all I’m gonna share for now, just tsotr got me back to thinking about these goobers that I thought up back when abosas came out. So I decided to quickly draw them and post it on here.

[liberalk1tsch]

thinking about how incredibly funny it is that canonically nobody actually clears up the baby bomb to gale, so while i’m sure he put two and two together ab katniss not being pregnant, there’s still a good chance he goes through the rest of his life suspecting everlark slept together before the quell. hijacked!peeta bringing up the nights on the train in front of him doesn’t exactly help their case💀

[blitz-bi]

I gotta admit I got through “nobody actually clears up the baby bomb to Gale” and immediately thought “I didn’t know you could make a baby into a bomb in Balders Gate 3”

[deathcries]

Latin from The Witcher books translated

This took a bit longer than I expected, but I finished them :] Keep in mind that I've only been studying Latin for 3 years and that I've had to translate these into Finnish first (all my Latin dictionaries are in Finnish) so there might be some slight mistakes. I've sorted these by book and marked the page number (which might be slightly off due to translations and editions of the books). A few of the phrases are used multiple times in the books, I've only included the first page where the phrase was used for the first time in the book. Some of these have the translation right next to them in the books, but I've also included them here. Also some of these have multiple translations, but I've chosen the one that best fits the context in my opinion.

Blood of Elves

p. 209, ad valorem - according to value p. 309, casus belli - cause for war

Time of Contempt

p. 254, victoria - victory

Baptism of Fire

p. 34, persona non grata - person not welcome p. 35, quod attinet - which is related (to) p. 36, justitia fundamentum regnorum - justice is the foundation of kingdoms p. 36, crimen horribilis non potest non esse punible - a horrible crime can not be unpunished p. 36, lapis super lapidem - a stone on top of a stone p. 37, fundamentum regnorum - the foundation of kingdoms p. 37, primo - firstly p. 37, secundo - secondly p. 37, memoria fragilis est - (the) memory is fragile p. 37, raptus puellae - abduction of a girl p. 38, sempiternum meam* - forever mine p. 179, perpetuum mobile - perpetual motion machine (lit. perpetual motion) p. 186, vagina dentata - toothed vagina p. 344, summa cum laude - with highest praise

The Tower of the Swallow

p. 15, vulnus incivisum - incision wound p. 18, rubor, calor, tumor & dolor - redness, fever, swelling & pain p. 115, crimen - crime p. 204, delirium tremens - alcohol-induced delirium (lit. mental disturbance with shaking) p. 217, per fas et nefas - by right and wrong p. 340, de non preiudicando - without prejudgement p. 349, casus belli - cause for war p. 356, pacta sunt servanda - agreements must be kept p. 408, de profundis - from the depths p. 409, propria manu - with one's own hand p. 461, societas leonine - partnership with a lion

The Lady of the Lake

p. 27, ad usum delphini - for the use of Dauphin / for the use of the heir p. 27, summa summarum - all in all p. 77, pericolosus - dangerous p. 171, omnia mea mecum porto - I carry all my possessions with me p. 378, exitus - passed away p. 496, post factum - after the fact p. 497, per acclamationem - by acclamation p. 498, persona turpis - ugly/disgraceful person p. 502, ad futuram rei memoriam - for future reference p. 502, nihil ad rem - nothing to do with the matter p. 502, status quo - existing state (or just 'status quo') p. 503, pro publico bono - for the public good p. 503, salus publica lex suprema est - the health of the people is the supreme law p. 504, verba volant - words fly p. 504, non possumus - we can not p. 505, ad referendum - for referral p. 506, ultimus familiae - last of the family p. 537, vivant - long live p. 537, digitus infamis - infamous finger p. 539, perpetuum mobile - perpetual motion machine (lit. perpetual motion) p. 577, et cetera - and so forth (or just 'et cetera')

Season of Storms

p. 15, status quo - existing state (or just 'status quo') p. 16, ipso facto - by the fact itself p. 35, primo - firstly p. 35, secundo - secondly p. 35, tertio - thirdly p. 37, notitia criminis - notice of a crime p. 38, probatio de relato** - proof concerning the telling of events p. 39, praeiudicium - prejudgement p. 39, Testimonium unius non valet. Testis unus, testis nullus. - One testimony is not strong. One witness is a worthless witness. p. 39, ergo - therefore p. 39, praesumptio - presumption p. 39, in dubio pro reo - in doubt, on behalf of the accused -> in doubt, favour the accused p. 42, cautio pro expensis - security for expenses p. 81, nil admirari - don't be surprised / let nothing surprise you p. 102, summa cum laude - with highest praise p. 102, quadrivium - 2nd group of 7 liberal arts (arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, music) p. 102, Sphera Mundi subdividitur - The sphere of the world is subdivided p. 102, aer - air p. 102, aether - aether/sky p. 102, firmamentum - support p. 102, erratica sydera*** - roving stars p. 102, fixa sydera*** - fixed stars p. 102, sydera cadens*** - falling stars p. 103, quod erat demonstrandum - which had to be proved p. 109, causa finita - (the) case ended p. 125, unguentum ortolani**** - ortolan ointment p. 133, sine ira et studio - without anger and enthusiasm p. 137, bene vale - be well -> goodbye p. 172, fulmen sphaericus, sagitta aurea - lightning ball, golden arrow p. 193, ad rem - to the matter p. 196, tapetum lucidum - a layer of tissue in the eye (lit. bright tapestry) p. 238, post Resurrectionem***** - after the Resurrection p. 309, Illustrissimus et Reverendissimus - Most illustrious and Most venerable p. 309, Magnus Magister - Great Teacher/Master p. 309, Honoratissime - Most honored p. 309, anno currente - during this year p. 310, non compos mentis, eo ipso - not in control of his mind / not of sound mind, thereby p. 310, impune est admittendum quod per furorem alicuius accidit****** - it must be admitted with impunity that something happened out of anger p. 310, ad interim - temporarily p. 311, item - also p. 311, non sufficit - not enough p. 312, bene valere optamus - I wish you good health p. 312, semper fidelis vestrarum bona amica - always faithful to you, good friend p. 312, manu propria - with one's hand p. 345, ad libitum - to please p. 351, deus ex machina - god from the machine p. 359, crescite et multiplinicamini******* - increase and multiply p. 393, quarto - fourthly p. 393, quinto - fifthly p. 394, persona non grata - person not welcome

Bonus

Regis - genitive singular of rex, regis m.: king

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*I have no idea how this fits into the context **should be probatio de relatu ***I have no idea what Sydera is, since astrum, astri n. is 'star' in Latin ****ortolani might be a latinisation of ortolan, not sure though *****probably talking about the conjunction of the spheres and not a resurrection ******I spent so long trying to crack this one, but I'm not sure the translation I decided to go with is correct (I might ask my Latin teacher about this sentence) *******should be crescite et multiplicamini

I might've missed a few, if so, do tell me!! I'll gladly discuss and read your thoughts about these, especially if you have differing translations!! :]

[blitz-bi]

Holy shit you were not kidding about Seasons of Storms having a lot of Latin

[miss-holloways]

Cinderella's Castle (2025) dir. Nick Lang

[blitz-bi]

Brother was so down to commit regicide

[blitz-bi]

So I finally made time to watch the first episode of Gundam GQuuuuuux and I have to say, to you girlies who never went to see it in theaters, holy shit you are not ready for the scene between Challia Bull and Char, like, I know you all get to see Challia’s should I say twinkafication? With Ep1 but holy shit, if you think those Shojo sparkles were gay with Nyaan and Machu, ooooooh boy, the time when they do what I must assume will be a flashback sequence??? Is gonna be gay as FUCK.

Like ep1 did not start how the theatrical version started, which is fine, but now I’m hyped for when that first 15-20 minutes are going to be funneled into the show.

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[blitz-bi]

The funny thing is though for one of my statistics projects I did the accuracy of generative ai in regards to summarization and comprehension of source material. And the written content I force fed the ai’s I was testing was Lord Byron’s Poetry.

And now I find out his daughter is Ada Lovelace the first computer programmer.

[astronomodome]

16 HERMITS AT THE CHARITY EVENT???

[blitz-bi]

For a second I completely forgot Hermitcraft existed, and I thought that this was a post about the amount of shut ins OP saw at an event—

[crimeronan]

it's fun seeing people discover the amazing devil through the witcher..... i discovered the band through the spotify algorithm (a MUCH less noble calling) and when i looked up their music videos, a bunch of the comments were like, "haha, like everyone here, i got here from the witcher!! but this is SO GOOD"

and i was like "oh, neat!! they got some of their music on the witcher soundtrack!! that's fun, i bet their vibe is PERFECT for that show"

and it wasn't until DAYS later that i found out.

that the lead singer.

is being railed. in 1000000 ao3 fanfics.

[blitz-bi]

I need you to understand the ground shaking snort I let out at that last sentence. A frying pan to the face knocking me off my feet on a post I related to deeply.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[blitz-bi]

Ghost type and a piece of rock….

I’m just a fucking tombstone the fuck

[fanonical]

spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

can you do it

FUCK YEAH

i...guess?

i really don't wanna

that's not gonna be easy

just kill me now

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[blitz-bi]

Got 90k and while I’ve never finished writing a fic that long I do indeed have a wip that long so… FUCK YEAH