Blog on the bog

Blogging on the toilet (bog) is my passion.

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

Life imitates art

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is literally the real life version of getting the right answer on a math test by using the wrong function

[shegotistical]

An Edna suit would NEVER have torn within the first what, week? Of wear. Galbaki or however you spell his name is slacking. Mr Incredible’s suit only tore after 15 years in storage and then a cut my an ultrahard metal droid. The Galbaki suit tore after a bout of hand-to-hand combat. Pathetic. This is a Mode house.

[oboejon]

[wizardpepsi]

[blogbogstandard]

Pokemon games

Pikachu: pika pika!

Every other Pokemon: *computer generated screams of the damned*

[ruinedchildhood]

[retrobirb]

My depression fighting my self esteem.

The size is proportional

[cantodelcolibri]

yea but stitch suplexes the fuck outta gantu so who’s the real winner?

[mysharona1987]

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

holy FUCK do you think a baby raised from birth in a vr headset playing a game of minecraft would eventually develop neural pathways associated with pain every time they took damage in game

[kaleidoscopekiller]

The Truman Let’s Play

[lilmoth95]

““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”

[scarlettohairdye]

DIE MAD ABOUT IT.

[wilwheaton]

DIE MAD ABOUT IT.

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

[posingasme]

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

[wombatking]

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

[ladyananas]

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”

[geekandmisandry]

This is the most hardcore sequel to Inside Out.

[4gifs]

[naturepunk]

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

[ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr]

This could have gone so wrong

[mayhemily]

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

[swarleyunderhill]

Even if it did we all have free health care

[moonbeamsandsolemnwishes]

Shots fired

[favorite-mutual]

No shots friend, hugs.

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[lily-orchard]

Neo Nazis are so mad about Wolfenstein :P

[spar-kie]

Man 30 years does a lot

[jonajacknife-deactivated2018122]

‘not completely evil’

I have no words

[thisoneshade]

1993: FUCK YEAH WOLF3D HAVE ALL THE AWARD MOST INNOVATIVE GAME FUCK NAZIS WOOOOOOOO

2017: Killing nazis? What is this SJW bullshit

[kittykat8311]

These are the same people that wouldnt bat an eyelid at middle eastern people having been the go to baddie for half the fps shooters of the last twenty years

[nataliesssch]

[whitesunlars]

concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments 

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.

[islndgurl777]

Leia runs up to him yelling, “Daddy! Look at this picture I drew of you and me and Mommy!”

He praises her artwork and tells her they will put it on the fridge at home, then turns to Mace and says, “I have no idea who this child is.”

[whitesunlars]

all the comments on this post are the best out of any I’ve ever gotten but Anakin looking Mace dead in the eye and saying “I had no idea who this child is” might honestly be the best addition of them all

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe