The TSC Tea

She/her - INFP Shadowhunters, six of crows, heartstopper, umbrella academy, etc.

[comagarden]

crawling out of august covered in blood

[dancing-in-the-rain-1104]

The way Tessa writes diary entries with Sophie as the intended audience IS DEVASTATING and I will NEVER get over it 😭 my girlies

[okayharuno]

Cecily !! Wish there was more love for her

[papayajuan2019]

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

[apas-95]

what do you mean by this

[sesamie-moving]

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[isabelopaque]

"incorrect quotes" yeah they sure are. he would not fucking say that

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[curlicuecal]

people really underestimate the importance of mastering that bottom right. quitting things is a skill! it can improve your life and open up new opportunities! add it to your arsenal today

[songofthestarrs]

i think joost's chapter already showcases how good leigh is at creating characters that feel real, that you can immediately sympathize with. in just one chapter, we learn of joost's insecurities over his lack of a moustache and the sound of his voice. we learn that he really likes anya despite knowing he cannot be with her and not knowing how to compliment her. we learn that he "slept with a sock bear until he was nearly fourteen" and that he also really wants to keep his job. these are all just little trivial facts about him that really shouldn't matter but they do because they make him seem so real. they make him feel like a human. so when he was made to wait forever, when suddenly "his heart was free of worry and desire", when he waited for so long he eventually died, it hurts a little bit because he was a human being like any other and he did not deserve that at all. and all of this from the first chapter of a book with a character we never really see again. that's leigh bardugo for you

[swiftievolturra]

Leigh Bardugo could write 13 books with the Crows as the main characters doing absolutely NOTHING with no real plot other than them hanging out and bickering with each other–and i would buy and rate 5 stars every single one of them.

[neil-gaiman]

You think its good?

The meeting of Agnes Nutter and Saraqael is always good.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

This is from a list of canon swear words

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

*peppers these into my regular conversation*

[zagreus]

[iguanamouth]

[jccatstudios]

Six of Crows: A Comic Adaptation

Part 1, Chapter 3

Pages 25–26

Previous Pages

Download the Chapter 2 Digital Copy

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[pelicanhypeman]

i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[jackhawksmoor]

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window