I said be careful his bowtie is really a camera

20s. She/her/hers. Fandoms and other interests listed in the (outdated) tags page.

[evilbjork]

[pmamtraveller]

"Shake" by artist Annie Glass.

[everyteenager4free1]

[beastliness]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

[frecklesfreckles]

i don’t usually talk literature on this blog but today being august 4, 2026 means it’s the only day one can read this short story on the exact day it set. this is there will come soft rains by rad bradbury, a short but enticing 5 page read that i really love. and today is the best day to read it!!

[coupleofdays]

Today is August 4, 2026.

[aug2026]

Seven-nine, breakfast time, seven-nine! In the kitchen the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior eight pieces of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunnyside up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two cool glasses of milk. "Today is August 4, 2026," said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling, "in the city of Allendale, California." It repeated the date three times for memory's sake. "Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." Somewhere in the walls, relays clicked, memory tapes glided under electric eyes.

[daredevil-vagabond]

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[eggsdoodz]

all we have is time ͙͘͡★

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[ilovemywife103947]

the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[pmamtraveller]

"Gannet Diving" necklace created by artist Rie Taniguchi

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

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