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I have the social media prowess of a 90 yo man and am very very confused He/Him | 18

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[no-one-offical]

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[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[misspellingyourpost]

mu fab trlarionship sjup duami cid wjere ut doesmr marret of uou calk itp laroniy ot tomanif ir queerplatonic brxuasf tjeu akwaus axt tje sane un ebery tupe od relarionsjup. amd tje wau tjeu axt? fucking wierd.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[only-cat-memes]

[byjove]

sometimes I think the world is ending and then I remember people have thought the world is going to end within their lifetime for at least 1,500 years and they were all wrong and had to live through this bullshit anyway

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[theconcealedweapon]

Step 1: Child predators are put to death.

Step 2: LGBT people who exist where a child can witness them, and people who express support for LGBT people to a child, are classified as child predators.

Step 3: Adults who marry children are not classified as child predators.

And we've seen all 3 steps happen regularly.

It's very clear that their goal is for LGBT people and their supporters to be put to death.

The only acceptable amount of anti-LGBT is zero. No "I'm from a different time". No "love the sinner hate the sin". No "I disagree with the lifestyle but I still want them to have rights". Full support or fuck off.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[byjove]

I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad

[catchymemes]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[diskhorsed]

This is very off my normal topic but has it been long enough for us to admit this tweet isnt "good motivation" like half of the adhd larpers online say, and is in fact just ableist? Like god forbid a disability disable someone from doing things.

[chronicallydragons]

Ah yes, my favorite chronic illness game: is this normal, is this new, or am I dying?

[miss-wizard]

how cis people look at you when its your turn in the pronoun circle

[the-haiku-bot]

how cis people look

at you when its your turn in

the pronoun circle

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[meanb4by]

*develops an autoimmune disorder*

[ghostmouses]

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

[queerpeers]

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

[queerpeers]

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

[the-ladyguinevere]

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

[doggirlpaws]

I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"

Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up

Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow

[doggirlpaws]

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore