another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch
"i didn't want to work at mcdonalds" shit dude me neither but i'm not about to bomb someone's house over it yk?
"they lied to me" wat did u think all the guns were for bro?
"i wanted to serve my country" u wanted a dodge challenger and priority boarding and u were ready to kill strangers for it. and now ur dead














