Catra’s Magicat Pal

|| Unhinged transmasc sapphic || Blorbo writing & art || CEO of the Masc Catra agenda || They/Xe || 25 ||

[my-dailydreams]

[f0restnympho420]

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[multifandom-fanfic-writer]

this is how sharks stay smooth

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

[lavenderlion]

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[crabanarchy]

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[genderoutlaws]

Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

[merp-blerp]

How have I never seen this??? 🤩

[bluedandylyon]

I remember when I had to swipe 5 times in the calendar and visiting Portland in July was just a possibility and now it's just a month until it actually happens ;w; @aprillikesthings

[55bata6rou]

[lonnielincor]

the Best Friend Square

before Adora started fighting in her sleep

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[duhaeriss]

I’m in love w this cat and this big lesbian

[suspiciouspeople]

me and my friends' chat screenshots as shera

bonus

if anyone wants the original images i can put them in the reblogs or smth lol but im too lazy rn

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[noname-ox]

Catradora day!!