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partywithponies

“It’s just a TV show” maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

suigintou

i just felt someone right click me

viralfrog

tatzelwurming

man next to us on the flight ate an entire subway sandwich, wiped off his the back of his bald head after he finished, and then spent the rest of the flight with his hands covering his eyes as if he was very sad?

tatzelwurming

i love the beautiful world you describe

crebermatrix-deactivated2023080

Sandwich make me fly up and across

tatzelwurming

let’s all go to subway and order the e honda meal the look on the cashier’s face will be amazing

angelicguy

girls say they drink male tears but then they date the human version of courage the cowardly dog

angelicguy

somethingdiabolical

Can I get to know you

I don’t recommend it

angelicguy

too real

normal-horoscopes

"I can fix him" I can trap him inside a crystal

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life. Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog. Anyone is free to stop by at anytime. You can eat or drink whatever you want. All the young people in the neighborhood love me. I’m the oldest person in our friend group. Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties. They call me Queen Mama. I call them my adopted kids. I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews. I only ask one thing in return. Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea. Just so I can stay up to date. Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up. We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)