Sharks Are Friends Actually

Bluebird/Blue | she/they/mym | aspiring marine biologist and scuba diving nerd

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[idoltimetiph]

you are the best treasure i could ever ask for little piggy animal

[hellsitegenetics]

[pukicho]

What are some categories you're sure your followers fall in?

Marine Biologists

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[marzipanandminutiae]

and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged

they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine

so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig

source

[fierceawakening]

So glad to hear she’s just drunk off her… whatever you call a pig ass. Haunches?

[isuggestlandback]

One of my grandfathers was a dentist. The other was a fisherman.

I had a bonus grandfather who was a trucker.

What did your grandfathers do?

[hmantegazzi]

Ok, an unusually high number of people in the comments have relatives that probably have a Wikipedia article with their name.

[isuggestlandback]

I hope you don't mind if I share this, but this is a very good point!

[the-haiku-bot]

I hope you don’t mind

if I share this, but this is

a very good point!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sleepnoises]

What is everyone being for Halloween, if applicable. And if you know a baby what is that baby being

[sleepnoises]

this is maybe not the post for this person

it's definitely the post for this person though

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[brattylikestoeat]

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

#the way he only says the name of the ingredient with each step is the polar opposite of those recipe sites with like a 27 paragraph intro

[debelice]

    Flowers blooming time lapse

[tattooed-alchemist]

those crazy round snowball ones are dahlias, which are AMAZING.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[lumsel]

if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

[lumsel]

my notes are now full of americans talking about their love for burger. peace and love on planet earth.

[ryuutchi]

[lovewithagirl]

[ image description: a gif of Anthony Bourdain sitting in front of a red and white wall, eating an In N Out Burger and saying, "I'm just a cheap, nasty, low down...trailer park... BURGER SLUT". / end description ]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[theweirdwideweb]

[karcatgirl-vantas]

#that is the most doesn't know what's going on looking dog in the world

[puppybong]

let’s listen to mama

[sourcreammachine]

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[heroes-wear-green]

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of him as a puppy. that's animal