love

hey im sydney

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[minfonica]

[funnystories]

LKJFHGLKSDHFGLKJSHFGLKSJHDFG theres a fuckin thing that you supposedly stick in your pants to trap your farts so that it doesn’t smell???

(link)

[silkbodie]

okay wait so you tellin me i gotta stick this dick shaped thing up my ass because its got some type of fart-filtering technology in order for people around me to not pass out from some bad ass stench?

[clairecottrillfan]

wait i thought there was some pill already invented where it made your farts smell like roses

[blueprecious]

clicked on the link to the story to see how this thing worked and wasn’t disappointed at the photos

[funnystories]

Introducing the Carbonana. Traps your farts in perfectly with fart-filtering technology!

Read more about the perfect stench blocking gadget

[silkbodie]

okay wait so you telling me i gotta stick this banana looking thing up my ass

[clairecottrillfan]

i thought someone already invented these pills that made your farts smell like roses or something 😂

[blueprecious]

are we just gonna ignore this picture from the news article

[kurosmind]

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me.  The jaw line.  Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding: this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY?????  Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

[eorzean-cabbage]

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

this has bothered me since 1999

[smaug-official]

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

It’s called contour sweetie

[thequantumqueer]

[blueprecious]

It’s honestly really embarrassing how Americans are super bad at geography like today my 16-year-old cousin thought England was connected to Canada ???

[blueprecious]

Found a photo online of how much they can draw of Europe lol

[blueprecious]

It’s honestly really embarrassing how Americans are super bad at geography like today my 16-year-old cousin thought England was connected to Canada ???

[catchymemes]

[linoone]

[dailytwitterposts]

[blueprecious]

okay i’ve been watching sex education and it’s hilarious and also like so honest about high school i feel like? it’s honest about sex issues and explores so many different topics. the characters are like a good amount of quirkiness too 

[anarchetypalarchive]

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

[kramer]

[thatsbelievable]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Impossible decision

[whitepeopletwitter]

[greelin]

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

[chickie-dee]

Poor game design: adding cats and dogs in your game and not allowing for the player character to pet them