Cunty McShitballs

$$fuck bitchez get money$$

[pancakeke]

[algernonmoncrieff]

I made him gay

[trainthief]

there was no stonewall in the batman universe because george clooney personally rendered it unnecessary 

[dovescape]

i love the wording because it implies that George Clooney personally altered the dc universe to make batman gay so now Batman is permanently and canonically gay

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[c3rvida3]

I wanna make a podcast called “I Should Have a Podcast” where profoundly unfunny men pitch me their terrible podcast ideas and if they bring up serial killers or D&D, I get to taze them.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[littlesouthernwolfe-deactivated]

[explorerrowan]

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

[audrey-hepbae]

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

[ms-meows]

RAISIN. JALAPENO.

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[liberal-memes]

[fullmetalfisting]

This is literally the same

[browniesforbitches]

The dance the KGB officer does right before he executes you for attempting to flee the Russia with Russia’s hottest MILF

[gameretard]

Agent 47 wildin 😳

[browniesforbitches]

Are you fucking thick???????? This is the KGB officer that’s a real live person who’s going to kill you. You have run away with Russia’s Hottest Milf

[explainervideo]

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

[voidbat]

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

[moonlightandmarble]

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

[sharkpilot]

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

[cyanhyena]

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

[thecybersmith]

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

[catchymemes]

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

[tendersea]

emmy award….. now.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[historicaltimes]

Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls, Brooklyn c.1940

via reddit