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[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[gailynovelry]

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

[weaselle]

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

[amonsteronmaplestreet]

[moron-rights]

… couldn’t help it….

[o-kurwa]

[reginaldqueribundus]

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

[thedankmemes]

[borderlinereminders]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

[talestobetold]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. We don’t know how you managed to violate the Intergalactic Time Travel Convention but you’re going to cause a paradox eventually and we’ll have to reset the time stream to the last safe state and it’ll cost a ton and be a whole thing

[vayalda]

The two sides of tumblr

[toskarin]

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

[alpine-hoplite]

Absolutely based quote my dude

[anxietyproblem]

[netherworldpost]

[lynati]

Oh

[bluewintermoth]

…..Yep

[bluewintermoth]

EDIT

Update: It’s not even filled or anything. They literally just took a regular chocolate doughnut and made it upsetting.

[abessinier]

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

[vesperlionheart]

6. Content creators are not your parents and owe you nothing, not even a breakdown on why their content isn’t problematic. You don’t get to demand a dissertation denouncing any and everything unhealthy in a piece you don’t like. Move on.

[summerpipedream]

7. Tagging is a nicety but not an obligation. You can message people, politely, and ask them to tag things, and many people will, but understand that it’s their blog and they aren’t obliged to say yes. Unfollow and block when you need to. Circling back to number 1, you are responsible for curating your own experience.

8. Don’t be a jerk. Remember at the end of the day, there are actual living, breathing people behind each screen name. Don’t say anything you wouldn’t say to someone’s face in real life. 

[pixie-mage]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to remember this.

[wardenari]

9. Respect others who set boundaries for themselves. Don’t create fake accounts to go around a block. Don’t harass someone who unfollows you. People do not owe you any explanation of why their boundaries are there but you DO owe them the decency of respecting them.

[bluewintermoth]

[pansexualtimcurryvampireelf]

Neil just confirmed on stream that Astarion is OFFICIALLY pansexual!!!

Source: https://www.teepublic.com/en-au/sticker/20715991-panstarion

[bluewintermoth]

I hardcore Stan this Pan Vampire Man

[bluewintermoth]

So, on today’s episode of “WTF I didn’t realize these two were voiced by the same person??”

First we have…

This sassy MF

And…

This also-sassy MF.

Both Neil Newbon! They both sound juuuust different enough for it not to be obvious right off the bat, but listening to Heisenberg in the Resi-8 play-throughs was killing me for days because I couldn’t figure out where the hell I’d heard him before!! And then of course it turns out to be another total fav of mine.

But hey, mystery solved. I can now once again sleep at night. And I simp hard for both.

*takes a bow*

[dried-up-davinky]

Mood

[bluewintermoth]

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[bluewintermoth]

*buys cat a new bed*

*cat uses the new bed*

*proceeds to cry about it for 40 minutes*

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[hungry-hyena]

[bluewintermoth]

After struggling with my phone charger in a well-lit room for almost 2 solid minutes, anybody who says they just magically get theirs in perfect on the first try at any given time is a fucking liar.

[feminineduck-deactivated2022051]

[injuries-in-dust]

I want a fraction of his confidence.

[bluewintermoth]

NGl, dude’s got the legs for it tho XD. This shit is inspiring.