Dhruv, I think.

Nah, I'd Win

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[bluhbluhbluhbluhb]

Wait a sec thts so funny

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[madeofmxxnlight]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame ?

[mollybeenoel]

[segamascott]

[teaboot]

Imagine being named Bobby McDonald or some shit and then living so long that both “Bobby” and “McDonald” enter the public lexicon as naughty words until you are essentially named “Penis Homosexual” and kids are afraid to write it down

And it could happen to any of us next

[harley-the-pancake]

Penis van lesbian that’s my guyy

[official-penis-posts]

Happy birthday Dick!

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[love-and-insurmountable-grief]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[3000s]

my apologies mr mama

[3000s]

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[bluhbluhbluhbluhb]

it is I, I am the not knower

[depsidase]

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

you stopped scrolling.

[metrobus-deactivated20160719]

every FUCKING TIME

[pumpkin-spice-fartte]

@official-penis-posts

[official-penis-posts]

[systemdeez]

Yeah that's permanently going into my vocabulary.

[hundredyardclown]

scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

[floweramon]

This is an editted version of a classic Garfield poster:

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

THE WHITE GOO WAS IN THE ORIGINAL?!

[official-penis-posts]

“Sea stuff” = “C stuff” 💦💦💦

[thydungeongal]

Jerking off any%

[thydungeongal]

Jerking off glitchless

[thydungeongal]

Jerking off tool-assisted speedrun

[maliceious]

Jerking off no out-of-bounds

[maliceious]

Jerking off 2P1C

[kytober]

Jerking off low% no zips

[psych-is-the-name]

Jerking off 100% all secrets

[official-penis-posts]

Nobody jerks off normal anymore 😔

[em-iliart]

teeth studies