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EVRYONE IS REBLOGGING THIS LIKE ITS SO AESTHETIC BUT THAT BITCH NEEDS LIGHT LMAO ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO LEAVES HAHAHA

guilty-as-battery-charged-deact

Unpopular opinion but an adult still living at home with their birth family doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re living there.

It could be an illness/disability they have that’s not fully visible. Maybe they want to be around to care for their aging parents. Maybe the rents in their area are so disgustingly, astronomically high that it really doesn’t make sense for them to move out. Maybe they just don’t trust strangers enough to move into shared accommodation. No matter what it is, it’s not your business.

neofooturism

or maybe they’re not american

lgbt-tiktoks

homoqueerjewhobbit

I laughed so hard at this I accidentally exited the Tumblr app and when I reopened, Tumblr had bolted back to the top of the feed, so I just rage scrolled through every single thing both posted in the last hour and that I scrolled past in the last hour to find to present this incredible tiktok to you, my dear followers. Esp @ritterssport

thatpreciousthing

@docholligay

yeahponcho

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

mineapple

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

shoggothgf

Inge Löök, Finland, b. 1951

toastbutteregg

jaubaius

Bees don’t fly in the dark!

postfartumdepression

Idiots

gotterhag

lotrreactionmemes

LOTR + text post

smitethestate

Back in my day to get content like this someone would have to spend months on a Flash video.

p-i-k-a-w-a

grimeclown

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

grimeclown

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

loveliesttime

a note from mitski

fullmetalfisting

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

fullmetalfisting

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

e-the-village-cryptid

they edited it, this is the original post:

[ID: How can dog breeders sell puppies for over $1,000? Do these puppies shit gold? Do these puppies fight crime? Can they play the banjo? No they’re fucking infant dogs that poop on your things and love you omg. /end ID]

link to a reblog of the original post, this reblog is from 2013

EDIT: OP blocked me for calling them out in this reblog, I can’t reblog or reply to this anymore and my reblog won’t show up in the notes, but if you reblog this from me then your reblog will show up in the notes. I thought maybe they were just trying to be funny and didn’t care if people knew they were lying but they’re like.. legitimately trying to convince people it’s true lol. Sketchy tumblr behavior, especially since they’re promoting their Kofi on their page meaning they are trying to get actual money for lying

normal-horoscopes

[Two huge bouncers in suits pick up OP by their chiton and hurl them out of the temple of Apollo]

imsobadatnicknames2

I still think the funniest phenomenon in American politics is conservatives doing everything in their power to create the kind of society where your employer can fire you over social media posts and face no repercussions and then crying and pissing and shitting their pants when they get fired from their jobs over social media posts.

stantler

Can I get a dick pic with your boxers on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your balls any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your dick where it’s hard and one where it's soft. Can i get a picture of you jerking yourself? Can i