100% real BNHA quotes

They all totally did(not) say these things. (ScarFish is my main blog)

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Hizashi: Gotta WORK!

Aizawa: .....

Hizashi: Gotta make that money make purse!

Eri: Yes!

Aizawa: .....

Hizashi: Gotta fur coat so I make it purr!

Shinso: Make it purr!

Aizawa: ......

[bogglle]

some dadmic because it's amazing

Also bonus shinsou:

[corndog-patrol]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗

LET'S GET HIM, BOYS 👏

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Bakugo: Deku

Izuku: No

Bakugo: Deku!

Izuku: No!

Bakugo: DEKU!!

Izuku: I said no!

Shoto: This has been going on for hours.

Bakugo: DEKU!!!

Izuku: Mariah Carey is the queen of the holidays, and you will respect her song!

Bakugo: You've been playing the one song on repeat for three hours!

Izuku: Yeah, and you wanna know why!?

Bakugo: Don't you fucking dare!

Izuku: It's because

Shoto: I once again crave the sweet release of death.

Izuku: I don't want a lot for Christmas!

Bakugo: No!

Izuku: There is just one thing I need!

Bakugo: Make it stop!!

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Shigaraki: Why do you keep robbing blood banks?

Dabi: Blood bags are like Caprisuns for Toga, if you think about it.

Toga: Yeah, just a little snack!

Kurogiri: How have you two not been arrested yet.

[moodyvoid]

Spinner walking in on Dabi, Twice, and Toga doing gummies.

Spinner: “What the hell, Dabi? You’re letting Toga do gummies?”

Dabi, pulling Spinner aside: “Fuck no, I gave them regular fruit snacks. Keep it down, they don’t know.”

Toga: “I don’t feel anything yet.”

Twice: “I’m tripping balls.”

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Denki: Can I ask a dumb question?

Bakugou: Better than anyone I know.

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Damn, I've been gone for waaayy to long

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Dabi: Hey, you ever play the game where your little brother gets burned so you put some spoons in the freezer and hit him with it so they rip his skin off?

Hawks: what the fuck?

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Bakugo: Don't say a word.

Kaminari: Fergalicious

Bakugo: Dunce Face! What did I just say!?

Kaminari: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago when we played Scrabble it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Shigaraki: Tell him to eat shit, Dabi!

Dabi: Tell him yourself.

Shigaraki: Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse!

[incorrectbnhavillainsworld]

Kurogiri: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health.

Dabi: That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones.

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

"Am I boring? Sure. Social skills, none. But I'm loyal if you feed me and I'll never leave you because, well, I need the food."

- Tamaki Amajiki

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Present Mic: Let's get this party started!!

Eri: This is a slumber party...

Present Mic: YEEEAAAA-!*passes out*

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

Aizawa: Spain is home of the siesta, and I'm a nap taker.

Aizawa: And I've always felt shame about napping. I'm like "aw, I'm lazy."

Aizawa: Now I realize, I'm Spanish.

[uwuofnightmares]

Mirio: hey tamaki, I have a question

Tamaki: yes?

Mirio: if you ate someone, could you become that person?

Tamaki: um

Nejire: watch out all might, cannibal octopus coming through

Tamaki: U-UM

[incorrect-bnha]

“I don’t need a boyfriend. I need 12 million dollars and a donut.”

— - Uraraka Ochako

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

What are cowboy hats if not fedoras of the west.

- Snipe

[fatgum-fangirl-extraordinaire]

*CHAPTER 282 Spoilers*

ANIME ONLYS LOOK AWWWAAAAYYY

So we see that Gigantomachia is currently tearing his way through to all the cities nearby, but Uraraka here makes a good point.

NEARLY ALL THE HEROES WERE THERE-

INCLUDING -

My chubby HUBBY and the anxiety baby.

So that begs the question.....

I-Is Fatgum D E A D?!?!

ARE THEY ALL DEAD?!

OUT OF COMISSION?!?

OK THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE

[bnhatotallysaidthis]

If my elf baby and snuggle marshmallow die I will not be okay. I repeat, I will not be okay.