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Heddo. I'm Celia and I'm a fry whisperer. I like candy, McDonalds, My Little Pony , cute people, baby seals, and people who have mastered the basics of common decency and aren't completely awful. body, a, a:hover { cursor:url(http://media.tumblr.com/314ddb82bd37c5285cdc80bfd349d9f9/tumblr_inline_mg28gsnEd81qid2nw.gif), auto }

[nest-deactivated20181209]

me in conversation with someone i know in passing: oh hey, good to see you, how’s your day been? :-)

them: just another day of wanting the sweet release of death lmao *adjusts their kanken backpack with iron-on ufo and “hella rad but hella sad” patches* crippling depression amirite mdude? lmao (they are saying “lmao” out loud)

me: WelL. Ok

[bobertmagilicutty]

I mean ok. But like. If u don’t wanna know. Don’t ask

[wotsukai-archived]

Methinks you missed the point :3

[bobertmagilicutty]

Bruh this post so old I dont even remember it. Howd u even find this crusty text post to call out a random stranger with like 2 followers. I'm amazed and impressed.

[terriamon]

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

Naruto Naruto

[carybear]

but what about sasuke?

[terriamon]

[selena-soto]

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[realfootage]

[glumshoe]

Scientists said that, did they?

[realfootage]

yea

[tinglebottle435-blog]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

the only true ally

[usurperss]

oh, gay?

[frightvale]

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

[otterslinger]

[archivehead]

[kvmalakhvn-deactivated20160728]

[jomareecoronel]

Low poly model based on @ajtuana‘s Coffee for Dreamers piece ✨

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

Ah, the two genders.

Straight Man

Straight Woman

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

*hacker voice* i’m in

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

I EXPECTED NO LESS, godspeed Capitalists 

[themaddressmaker]

Soo ummm

[im-the-batmann]

[flores--silvestres]

Just gonna leave this here 😊

[dancing-cockroaches]

[transtarks]

why does the airport i go to have the fucking willy wonka tunnel in it i’m going insane

[transtarks]

it is 6:09 in the morning and they expect me to walk through this and come out the other end mentally sound

[sadegg]

no offense but why are men not self aware at all 

[this1goesto11]

We are. We just don’t care about or respect most women. But we’re aware of that, trust me.

[sadegg]

wow its great to know that men are consciously aware that they hate women 

[little-brisk-archive]

ppl who get critical of like… white middle class extinction rebellion protestors and like… jane fonda, because “they can afford to get arrested” like… that is the point? the point is to use your privilege to put yourself in the way of things. if you are white and middle class in the u.s. and the u.k. you can occupy waterloo bridge, or city hall, or the capitol steps, and you can refuse to move when a cop tells you to, and the worst thing that will happen to you is a fine you can afford to pay. (you might also sustain some injuries, to be fair we must acknowledge that that is not negligible.) the point is you cause disruption by putting your privileged body in the way, where you create disruption that forces attention to be drawn to what you are saying, and you do this because you can afford to. if you are jane fonda you also wear a jaunty hat and smile smugly because you are the safest person on earth, and also it makes the cops look real dumb. it’s the point!

[thothoes]

my fav twitter thread this winter

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

[egberts]

op naming the second scientist