This Bitch Empty

Eat a yote for breakfast

[zephsomething]

Something is Wrong in my body and I don’t know what it is but I think that midevil stretching device would fix it

[segamascott]

[lonelyroommp3]

[bodyrollingthroughhell]

I hope so. I'm allergic to cherries 😀

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mystrothedefender]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

[mystrothedefender]

This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo

[flimflix]

[capitainelevi]

Attack on titan + text posts

Part 9

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[highschoolalchemy]

🎵You say the ocean’s rising—like I give a shit You say the whole world’s ending—honey, it already did You’re not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried Got it? Good, now get inside🎵

[dykerory]

yeah dude i love it when comedy specials are psychological horror musicals

[nurseofren]

Two side effects of watching Bo Burnham’s “Inside”

Existential crisis

Wanting to fuck Bo Burnham

[immaplatypus]

this is like 8 years too late

[champagnemanagement]

[my-honor-blog1]

Never forget.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dailydnp]

[brenna]

[babydillpickle]

logging back onto tumblr feels like approaching random villagers and asking “what news from the front?” 

[gurneyslade]

turns out supernatural wasn't about free will or found family it was a 15 year long advert for tetnus shots