That one miracle leftie from Katter Country

Disgustingly fitting into every stereotype you have about white female college students...

[fleur-aesthetic]

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[bogwitchenergy]

[simptasia]

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

[boganfeminist]

This has been me all fucking week. I literally bought $100 worth of tropical fruit because I wished I had a mango.

And I grew up on a mango farm, I don't normally eat the fuckers.

[spidaerman]

she knows what she’s talking about 🎃🍂

[rio6]

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a pogo stick is a good guy with a unicycle!

[superohclair]

I'M--

[signoraviolettavalery]

Chuck Tingle is already on it, y’all

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[boganfeminist]

Goals for the summer

- work on my fear of water slides (if anyone wants to catch up and hang out at funfields waterpark in Whittlesea let me know)

- buy a decent vacuum cleaner

- figure out where the hell I want to go next year during the winter break.

[boganfeminist]

In 2019 I managed to only tick off 2 of these. -I bought the best motherfucking vacuum. Like over a grand worth of glorious power headed greatness.

-I went to motherfucking Russia in my winter break.

-I still have that fear of waterslides though

[grantcary]

The Nanny [2.05] Curse of the Grandmas

[mothma-byebye]

all i can think about are these pumpkin containers

[boganfeminist]

Happy halloween! Unfortunately my black fluffball if a familiar wouldn't sit still for a family portrait.

[twocubes]

as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

[icetrancer]

but theres gonna be a lot of inflation

[desolate-avocado]

you put that sentence back in your mouth

[boganfeminist]

Ugh, keep your homophobia out of my magic.

Okay, so for the skeptics out there, I treat readings like meditation. I'm not a believer as such but I find them useful to structure meditations on how my studies and mental health will be affected over the coming month. But today the reader just pissed me off. She starts with saying I had recently gotten out of a difficult relationship with a *man* that left me exhausted. I gave her a weird look. The last relationship I was in was 5 years ago. She then proceeded to tell me that for the next year I was going to meet a *man* who was going to provide all the love and support I so desperately needed over the next year. But she was really insistent that it was a man and that it was romantic. That's when I clued her in on the fact I don't date. And preferred the company of other women. She then proceeds to pull out her cards to look into this further. She then says that I have made a decision on this and am just being stubborn. That I needed to restructure my whole thinking pattern on men. Guys, I am fucking aromantic who on the extremely rare occasion feels sexual, prefers people who identify as women. Why couldn't the reader just stick to being as vague as possible where it might be hinting at love or it might be a business partner. Those readings are great.

[tilldeathdousart]

[autumncozy]

By sarahkjp

[isnotarobit]

Cool Halloween ideas

Dress as Dobby the House Elf. Show up to your friend’s house wearing a potato sack. Throw cake on their floor. Steal all their mail.