Welcome To The Shitshow

Chris. He/Him. This blog is a mess.

[macaroni-rascal]

different energies

[laughingacademy]

She’s exploring, he’s retreating.

[devon-aoki]

she’s going to KILL him

[kim-kartrashcan]

Aye if you’re a bartender or a bar owner, I suggest you put something like this in the ladies’ room.

[arcnoise]

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

[arcnoise]

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

[fieldbears]

god fucking damn it

[apersnicketylemon]

“Capitalism made your-”

No. LABOUR made it. LABOUR made my phone, my laptop, the internet, this website, my clothing, my house, all social media, and everything else. LABOUR makes things, Capitalism doesn’t because economic systems don’t ‘make’ anything, they just determine who gets paid for making things.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

Fuck it, making a full 3 in a row reblog.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Today in ridiculously ignored Trump news!

[whatbigotspost]

Since tumblr hates date tagging…just confirming this is news as of 3/26/19 (aka today as I type this.)

What a GD monster.

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[antigone-lesbian]

[perkistani]

i was so worried in the beginning fdshdskj

[random-stuff-thrown-into-a-pot]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

God I love reddit

[blackqueerblog]

I agree. Thank goodness no human beings were hurt.

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

finals

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

im actually speechless

[sonianeverlime-deactivated20150]

I actually did this for math finals

[marvilcomicsrock-blog]

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

[rhdcarts]

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

[locomania22]

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

[xiphoidprocess]

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

[college-survivalguide]

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

[calliopechild]

Saw this on fb and had to share.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

You still believe what the media says about pewdiepie?

if by “the media” you mean “his own videos which he himself makes and are viewable by anyone in which he makes no effort to hide the type of person he is” then… well yeah

[jimmyfury]

what i still can’t get my head around is the sheer number of people pretending this most recent shit is the first and only shit he’s ever done. “Omg he’s not a nazi he didn’t know that guy made nazi videos he apologized!” Except this is like the fifth nazi thing he’s done. He literally added “death to jews” to one of his videos. He literally dressed like a nazi and gave the salute “as a joke”. He shouted the N word on a livestream and then tried to play it off as just something all gamers do. why the fuck do y’all keep making excuses for this fucker. 

The reason we don’t fucking care if he apologized is that he’s apologized every other time too and then he just keeps doing it and he’s going to do it again so his apologies are worthless.

[carnival-phantasm]

The funniest thing about this ask is still how it insinuates that there’s some sort of big conspiracy by the media to ruin the image of a gamer dude who screams dumb and racist stuff online 

[dogdownloader]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[kemono-friend]

Today I dreamt that the Edd gang had to defeat Thanos.

At one point during the fight Ed exclaimed “Look Double D, I’m turning into dust! Ehehehe” and dissappeared as Double D started crying.

“I… I didn’t do anything”, fumbled Thanos, looking like a very confused Chuck Jones character to which Ed just started reforming right where he left.

[darkwee009]

Endgame spoliers leaked.

[kemono-friend]

[stream]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

[portentsofwoe2]

wait that poster wasnt a joke

[pileofknives]

I’m gonna see this seven times

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

[pileofknives]

Swiper got Dora fucked up

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHY DOES DORA NEED A KNIFE