jadu

she/her

[carolsturka]

[mango-season]

did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you

[greelin]

words like “charlatan” and “bastard” are so cool. but it is not good to be either of those things, supposedly

[berrytart]

thank god for women with grey hair the most beautiful women on earth

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[gimmeabraig]

house md is awesome

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[probuccalfat]

music is really cool because an artist will do an interview or something and say “this song is about my brutal divorce from my partner of 25 years” and i’m in my car listening to it like… no. this is about being 14 years old and sad to me.

[uncertainlys]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[berrytart]

thank god for women with grey hair the most beautiful women on earth

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[segamascott]

[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself