day by day

29 / transmasc

[amphsy]

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[no-chill-at-all]

[raunchily]

2000s Paris Hilton eye makeup looks

[gutterbaby]

The fact that she has worn blue contact lenses every day since 2003 disturbs me

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[sumetal]

Its suck his titty wednesday

[sumetal]

congrats to everyone whose made it to the first suck his titty wednesday of the decade. i love you

[jeaniefranklins]

I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.

Mochi: I   A M   S O C K   N O W.

[ballsballsbowls]

I HAD to know what Miette looked like and I was NOT disappointed

[x]

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[blextrophy]

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[trainthief]

[catchymemes]

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

[stucklikeglu-deactivated2021112]

wait

[kaijuno]

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

[conbuzzled]

Alternate universe Ratatouille

[snoozaga]

[kingmanlet]

Ratacoochie

[realshinjiikari]

This post shot me in the chest twice

[chapstickprincess-deactivated20]

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen