sebastian stan's couch

a literal mystery

[perrokallej3ro]

i’m fucking crying y’all

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[blueberryborderline]

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

[mossdftba]

Do I know my brain isn’t making the most sense right now?  Yes.  Can I stop it?  No. 

[asymbina]

Me: I know what I should be doing but my brain has decided we’re not doing that

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

People: why are u so anxious

Me: I have anxiety

People: Now you know that you can get better

Me: knowing I have anxiety does not make me Less Anxious that is Not The Way Anxiety Works

[asterosian]

People: Why are you doing that?

Me: I have OCD, so my brain spams me with terrifying thoughts until I do things to get rid of them. This is a compulsion.

People: So you know nothing bad will actually happen if you don’t do that! Why not just stop doing it?

Me: That is not how this works. That’s not how any mental illness works.

[themintycupcake]

Me: *crying and hyperventilating over something objectively minor*

Someone: It’s not a big deal, why are you freaking out?

Me: *through sobs* I can’t… I can’t stop, I know it’s dumb… I know I shouldn’t be like this.

Them: Oh, well if you know that it’s dumb to freak out then why are you still freaking out?

Me: *sobbing harder because now I hate myself*

[knit-soup]

If you know your leg is broken you can’t magically walk on it like, knowing what’s wrong isn’t a cure ffs

[wadey-wilson]

this should be the promo poster for falcon & winter soldier

[strawberry-crocodile]

Zillenial things

Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite

Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2

Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them

Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman

Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class

Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops

Pictochat

Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

[emeraldmercury]

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

[transmasc-tfw]

Whoop whoop!! As a ‘97 baby. I feel this in my bones.

[animusrox]

But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. Batman Returns

[ma-che-noia]

[neil-gaiman]

What’s your favorite memory of Terry?

The last time I saw him. We had been left on our own and Terry (who had Alzheimer’s) had sort of drifted into his head. He stopped talking. So I started to sing They Might Be Giants’ song Shoehorn With Teeth. And after a few lines, Terry started to sing along. He remembered more lines than I did. And then he talked with intelligence and enthusiasm about the tour in 1990 to promote Good Omens we did, when that was our tour song, and for a little while my friend was back.

[neil-gaiman]

Terry Pratchett was a national treasure and I never met him but I feel his absence.

Me too. Every day.

[rpg-queen]

Cause of death: michael sheen saying ‘to the world’

[yougotoofastformecrowley]

you’re better off without him

[timelordsfallnomore-deactivated]

[timelordsfallnomore-deactivated]

Crowley (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards).

[leia-organa]

“I know Michael Sheen is a hundred percent sure that Aziraphale falls in love with Crowley, and that moment occurs when the bomb drops on the church.” (Douglas Mackinnon)

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[captainevans]

Do you see any of yourself in either Cap or in Steve Rogers?

[iamtheaardvark]

Anyone in any situation:  You need to calm down you’re being so emotional.

Me: