taste my steel
trying on a metaphor

tannertan36
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
will byers stan first human second

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Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
todays bird
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@bonesbunch
taste my steel
the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible
That's why Rodney had those haunted sleepless eyes
THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.
1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING
Have been returned to your inventory.
compilation
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way
The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good
Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good
Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.
The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
compilation of my all-time favorite tweets
I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet
aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all
me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂
my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much
our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!
Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie
Perhaps the better question would be to ask who doesn't!
32 year old man posting a picture of himself with bedhead attached to the comment "My hair is so anime today" and in the corner of his room caught by the mirrors reflection you can see an emaciated old man hanging by pig iron chains from his wall with a puddle of filth beneath him
the problem is that there simply is no physical pleasure on earth more ecstatic than sitting in the most dogshit imaginable posture