Reading is the Bomb.com

If you cant' t blow them away with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit. Slytherin, hiss hiss bitch. Sarah J. Mass owns my soul. always on the hunt for the next series.

[baddadjokez]

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

[distinguishedbaloney]

[sadlittlenerdking]

I literally scrolled past after read it, started reading another post. Paused. “Oh my gOD” and scrolled back up to reblog this fuck

[rhysand-vs-fenrys]

Watching (NSFW Elucien)

Summary: Elain and Lucien head into the foothills of Velaris to attend the opera- but their true destination is an exclusive club hidden deep beneath the theater. They’ll still get a hell of a show- and have a chance to put on one themselves.

For my fanfiction library, visit @rhysand-vs-fenrys-vs-writing.

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[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[exuberant-imperfection]

Visit Original Link

[boysmoans]

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

[rawritsmeep]

NO

[sakibatch-deactivated20180708]

OHMYGOD

[fireandblo0d]

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

[tbiiiiiiiiirdx]

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

[starsequence]

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

[djarinterstellar]

[thatonecubjon]

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

[mikeysgerard]

its back on my dash yes

[ileniagennari]

O_O

[peoniespoppiesandowlsohmy]

I love it when people mash songs together. 

[flutejesus]

WHY DOES THIS SLAM SO HARD

[xiaq]

This is the ultimate “it’s midnight and I’m walking through a shady part of town give me some Confidence for my Swagger” song.

[selenated]

For reference this can also be found on YouTube (currently on one of my playlists actually lmao) here

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[bookstalker1]

Pure.

[stardustsroses]

TOG + ACOTAR Gen 2

This is an updated written post with all the Gen 2 kiddos who I write headcanons for. Tagged as #tog gen 2 and #acotar gen 2

Check out:

masterlist

headcanons

character page

gen 2 family tree

Ferran: Lorcan and Elide’s firstborn and Amara’s childhood friend. Full name is Ferran Cal Lochan, which is only used by his mother when he’s in deep trouble. Grumpy af and really tol. Loves animals. Has Lorcan’s dark powers, and can take the shape of a crow. Always feels like he has to protect the whole world. Puts too much pressure on himself. Also the epitome of reckless and impulsive. Has loved Amara ever since they were children and, despite the rocky start to their relationship, he loved her more than the very air he breathes.

Amara: Rowan and Aelin’s firstborn. Has her mother’s lost fire. Is a BIG softie. Loves food more than life itself. Shifts into a dove, and loves flying, though she has a really big fear of flying on wyverns, which nobody really understands. She will not fight you but she will kill you with words. Cares too much. Horrible dancer. Also has somehow become everybody’s therapist and she doesn’t really know why. Has loved Ferran for a long time. These two are the sickly sweet couple that everybody hates because they legit do not pull apart from each other like, ever.

Andrik: Ferran’s younger brother and Elorcan’s second born. Not so tol. Is also a charming king, and described as “beautiful as a greek god” more than once. Skilled with swords, not at all skilled with feelings. Is Rhia’s soulmate, but she doesn’t know it yet. He’s also her husband, but she also doesn’t know that yet. Flirts with everybody but would highkey die for that witch, even if she wants nothing to do with him. (He’s working on that, give him time). Interests include staring at his reflexion and having an existential crisis every 2-3 hours.

Rhiannon: Manon and Dorian’s firstborn. Goes by “Rhia” almost always. A sass queen. Has her father’s charm but her mother’s temper. Amara’s best friend and partner in crime. Will end your life before you can even think of insulting or hurting the people she loves. Also really tol. Good with swords. Terrible with feelings. Insists that she doesn’t love Andrik but would instantly kill anybody who dared to touch a hair on his head. Takes her mother’s name and becomes Queen of Witches.

Ragnar: Eva’s mate, and Elide and Lorcan’s thirdborn. A man of words, a literal poet. A little sad sometimes. Getting him to train is like telling a cow to fly. Likes books more than you, probably. Shifts into a cat, and favourite hobby is to lay by the sun in his cat form and do nothing all day. Or just filling up empty notebooks. Just wants a break from everything. Or just bickering with Eva. Or kissing Eva. Or being near Eva. You get my point.

Eva: Lysandra and Aedion’s daughter and half of the Ashryver twins. Everybody calls her “Ashryver” because Ragnar calls her that and it stuck. A talented shifter. A more talented prankster. Loves to hate Ragnar’s guts. Her favourite form to shift into is a cat because it’s Ragnar’s form, and she uses it as an excuse to torment him. But highkey loves cats. Literally a cat lady. Would most likely collect every cat in the world if her parents allowed it. Lover of books. Can’t see very well, but refuses to wear glasses because she’s too cool.

Aran: Eva’s twin brother. Also a shifter. When they were little, these two used to be actual devils because one would shift into the other and cause all types of trouble. Best friends with Ragnar and Asterin and only wishes for Ragnar to finally be with his sister and for these two to stop with their bullshit. 100% done with you, probably. Rolling his eyes is his trademark expression. A skilled musician. Fell in love with Alric the moment he saw him. Rumours say his introduction to Alric went like: “I’m the Prince of Terrasen, how ya doin’?”

Alric:  The only child of Nox Owen and a woman named Zillah, a spy from Eyllwe that Nox met in one of his travels. A very quiet boy. Doesn’t like crowds and panics easily when he’s surrounded by people. Is trained by the Silent Assassins so he can kill you in your sleep as easily as he can breathe. Comes to the Terrasen court often with his parents. Finds Aran too flirty for his own good, but sticks with him anyway and ends up falling so deeply in love he just doesn’t know how to DEAL.

Eldon: ½ Of the Elide and Lorcan’s twins. Oldest by exactly two minutes, and is very proud of that fact. A world traveller. Literally cannot sit still for two minutes. That cule dude that always brings cool gifts when he comes back from his voyages. Literally the only one that marries outside of the tog clan. Eldon is the one that finds a passage from Erilea to Prythian after the first or second time Luna accidentally teleports herself there. Meets Astrid during one of his stays in Velaris and it’s the first time he feels like he’s been shot in the heart. Also a skilled archer.

Astrid: Elain and Azriel’s daughter. Has particularly interesting powers: she can make any plant grow at her will and keep it alive. The kindest fae you will ever encounter. Is that person that’s always trying to get everyone to like each other. Could end wars just by using her words. Diplomatic af. Good at everything she tries. Has a huge crush on Eldon but doesn’t know how to go about it. Finds a best friend in Luna.

Howlan: Youngest twin; always claims he’s an evil mastermind but nobody believes him because he wouldn’t hurt a fly. Falls in love very easily. Looks up to his brothers a lot. Is literally Lorcan, but with his mother’s cunning mind. Has had one tragic love affair, but it ended badly, and so now he’s insisting he’ll never love anybody ever again. Like his brother, he dedicates himself to studying the characteristics of fae species. Writes like 50 books about it.

Andrea: Elide and Lorcan’s last born and only girl of the Lochan clan. Was named by her brother Andrik, because he insisted for, like, years. Has a crush on Asterin but is highkey afraid of her. Can defeat her brothers at anything and any game. Tol af. Is literally Elide, but with Lorcan’s temper. Even though she can hold her own, she is protected by everybody of the tog clan because she’s the youngest. She clearly does not put up with it.

Asterin: Rhia’s youngest sister. Is Dorian in female form. Flirty af. Loves to smile, but has a quiet temper hiding somewhere. 10/10 will make you fall in love with her. Is the reckless one. Has to always be rescued by Rhia. Gets away with everything anyway because she’s adorable. Makes it her life goal to ship her sister with Andrik. Is madly in love with Andrea. Takes her father’s name and becomes Queen of Adarlan.

Laelia: Amara’s younger sister and the second daughter of Rowan and Aelin. One of the generals of the Terrasen army. Is literally Rowan. Favourite hobbies include talking about all things warfare and battlements with her father and baking. Makes a mean chocolate cake. A little shy. Loves being in the shadows. Wears dark colours all the time. Nora is the love of her life.

Nora: Elain and Azriel’s second daughter. Has the power to see the dead at her own will, and make them visible to other people for short periods of time. Sarcastic af. Lowkey just wants to make everybody happy. Has a lot of crushes. Does not take after either of her parents. Interests include wrestling with her uncle Cassian and charming Laelia’s pants off. Quite literally.

Leander: Has an iconic last name - Westfall; He’s the grandson of the legendary Chaol Westfall. The sweetest of all time. A hopeless romantic. Loves Luna more than he loves life. Spoiler alert: dies really young. The last time we see him is during Luna’s wedding to her mate.

Luna: Fenrys’ child and light of his life. Fenrys fell in love with her mother, but had to leave to carry out a mission for Terrasen, so they decided to separate. Months later, another fae came to Terrasen with a note saying that the female had his child, and that she’d died in childbirth. Fenrys ends up raising her with Vaughan. Girlie af but loves to wrestle with the rest of the kids. Strong af. Moon moon numba two. Loves Leander like a lot, and all she wants to do is protect him. Can also teleport but is super bad at it. Once teleported herself to Prythian by accident and ended up finding her mate. As you do.

Seren: Looks like his father Rhys but has the awful temper of his mother Feyre. Literally as big as his uncle Cassian; is a master at both diplomacy and warfare. The most gentle being on the face of his earth, but provoke him and he will snatch your head from your body faster than you can say “Oh shit”. Falls in love with Luna 0.2. seconds after meeting her, and she’s also his mate. Convenient, I know. Fights for what he believes. Literally afraid of NOTHING. Will most likely fight you for the last piece of cake.

Aidan: Seren’s little brother and first fae ever to find a passage to the human world. Is a very curious boy, but his curiosity makes him reckless. Doesn’t have any care for the consequences. Kind of a rebel but not really. Will do anything and everything for the people he loves even if it means giving up his own happiness. Has saved his brother’s ass too many times to count. Falls in love with a human and becomes obsessed with photography.

Naza: Nesta and Cassian’s first daughter. Full name is Nazanin but she will cut your throat if you call her that. Curly hair and her mother’s eyes. You think you’ve seen danger? You haven’t looked at Naza. Fully Illyrian Warrior™. Future leader of the High Lord of the Night Court’s armies. Really close to her family. Mate of Andras (the second). Is covered with sharp edges but has a lot of compassion for a lot of people.

Andras: Tamlin and Emerie’s son. Named after a friend they long lost. A smug, proud dude. Will spend hours in front of the mirror if he’s allowed. No wings (that anyone knows of), but he got his father’s shifting abilities. Falls in love with Naza, but is like, totally sad that she doesn’t tell him she feels the same. Golden hair goals. Is all fun and games until you try to fuck with him or anyone he loves. Becomes quick buddies with Andrik; a friendship that began with them both laughing at how similar their names sound.

Silas: Amara’s mate. Had a short lived, very intense romance with the princess of Terrasen, but neither of their hearts were too into it. Captain of the Guard of Terrasen. Has a very tragic backstory. Fought with Aedion in the war, but left after his family were taken by valg. When he returned, he met Amara, and helped her overcome the sadness of her fallout with Ferran. They eventually separate, and Silas finds a partner in Kane.

Kane: Ferran’s mate. A young soldier in Terrasen’s army, with Antigan roots. Quiet boy. Very shy. Will sacrifice his own happiness for his mate’s.Takes the shape of a deer. Likes to take long walks in the middle of the woods, for some reason; hopelessly in love with Silas.

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A/N: I know there are a LOT of kiddos out here. So here’s a quick cheat sheet of the families to make it easier, from oldest to youngest:

Throne of Glass:

Elide & Lorcan (also known for as the “Lochan Clan”)

Ferran

Andrik

Ragnar

Eldon

Howlan

Andrea

Lysandra & Aedion

Eva 

Aran

Aelin & Rowan

Amara 

Laelia

Manon & Dorian

Rhiannon

Asterin

Chaol & Irene

Leander (grandchild)

Nox & Zillah

Alric

Fenrys

Luna

Others

Silas

Kane

A Court of Thorns and Roses

Feyre & Rhysand:

Seren

Aidan

Elain & Azriel

Astrid

Nora

Nesta & Cassian

Naza

Tamlin & Emerie

Andras

[starseternalnighttriumphant]

Red Carpet Affair: Chapter 3

Let me know if you want to be tagged in this fic! Enjoy xx.

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[bookstalker1]

Actively Looking for Love, Part Two

Lysandra looked up from her text book as the front door to her and Aelin’s apartment slammed shut. This was followed by her best friend angrily stomping into the kitchen and very loudly opening and closing the cabinets.

“Welcome home!” she called out as she heard the rattle of a bottle of pills “Was it that bad?” seeing the pain pills in her friend’s hand sparked worry in her gut. Recently Aelin’s back had been fine, but it wasn’t that long ago that her friend came into the apartment after a run moaning in pain. 

“Yes mom I’m fine.” pause, “Seriously Lys, don’t worry about me” This following an icy glare shot her way. 

“I just fell like the graceful moron I am, nothing serious.”

“Ok, I just wanted to make sure, oh and make sure you lie down for a while and rest.” 

“Yes, Doctor Lysandra. If I have an issue I will schedule an appointment immediately.” Aelin said with a smirk. She smiled back at the light jab and replied

“I’m not a Doctor yet, I still have another year of studying.” 

“Well with all this money you’re giving that college I would say that you deserve a degree right now.”  That would be awesome she thought. Aelin was now drinking water to take the medicine when Lys asked

“So what has you all fired up?” Lysandra could pin point the exact moment her friend remembered why she was so angry in the first place because a spray of water from Aelin’s mouth hit her face. Wiping her mouth and laughing a bit to loud she plopped down on the gold couch right next to Lysandra stretching out her long legs.  “I’m really sorry, I just got really excited! I have to tell you all about this jerk that you are definitely helping me beat up when we see him next.”

After wiping her face off she finally looked at Aelin. She could see that she was genuinely angry at this unlucky individual.  “All right, I’ll bite, what happened?” She then launched into a extensive rant that went up to a high of sexy time thoughts to a low point of very murderous thoughts. Aelin’s mind truly astounded her, and just the fact that one man could conjure all these drastically different feelings in her friend was vert intriguing. After her story was over Aelin asked her what she should do. In her opinion the vest course of action is to leave him alone because he clearly does not want to be  bothered. But where is the fun in that? 

“Well he was wearing a shirt that said Terrasen half-marathon right?” Aelin bobbed her head yes. 

“Well then I would say that there is a pretty good chance that he is running it again this year. Why don’t you prove him wrong and absolutely smoke his time?” She looks like the Grinch when he realized he could cancel Christmas. For her face had turned up at the corners and her scheming face was on. 

“I’m going to beat him out of pure spite” she drawled. 

“It’s as good as any other motivator.” As she said this she sent a prayer up to the gods to help this mystery man because her plans were usually more brutal than simply beating an asshole in a race. 

X Alright second one is accomplished! I think it turned out good a little short but I’m working on it. I will start working on the next one soon. As always criticism is welcome. 

@poisonous00

[bookstalker1]

Actively Looking for Love

Gods Aelin hated running, but the feeling of accomplishment after the endeavor was worth it. The feeling was called a runners high for a reason after all. She was used to the sore muscles though this was her third month of training and getting back into shape after her very extensive back surgery. Aelin’s stride was still a little stiff however. Well, she thought, almost being paralyzed does that to you. 

Nevertheless she pushed through the frustration and the embarrassment and focused on finishing her 3 mile run. Her ultimate goal was finishing the Iron Man but her physical therapist said that was too much to soon. 

“Bullshit! I have been recovering for 6 months all I need to do is get in shape!” 

“No,” Said her therapist, “You still have another 6 months, you knew the recovery time going into this.” at that point Aelin’s face had turned bright red and she was 2 seconds away from storming out of the room. Sensing this her therapist said, “How about a compromise? I will clear you for the upcoming annual Terrasen half-marathon, but that is really pushing it just so you know.” Likely only saying this to save her pristine white exam room. 

“Fine!” she had blurted out. 

And so began the hardest 3 months of her life, besides the surgery of course.

Aelin paused for a second at a crosswalk to kneel down and tie her shoe when a very solid object slammed into her and knocked her curled form onto the dirty sidewalk. Almost immediately a man bent down and practically yanked her off her feet in his haste to help her up. She then forcefully pulled her arm out of his grip, and in doing so angered a nerve in her back. Fighting off a flinch she glared up, up, up and gave this absurdly tall and attractive man a fiery glare. Really, she was at a loss for words. The tall redwood trees behind him set off his white hair and piercing green eyes beautifully. When she looked down, well eye-level really, Aelin saw a toned and evenly tanned chest with a striking tattoo running down the side right of his body all the way to the man’s wrist. Holy Hells she thought. If he caught her gawking the man didn’t say anything. She shook her head and remembered her anger. 

When she finally found her voice her words were anything but kind. 

“Are you blind or something? Why don’t you watch where you are going” 

“I am so sorry I was changing the music on my phone, I didn’t see you around the curve until it was to late. Are you OK?” asked the beautiful man. 

She had a split second to decide if she should accept this mans apology or not when she saw his T-shirt “Terrasen half-marathon 2018″ Oh she thought we have something in common. He seemed nice enough, and it was an honest mistake, something she probably would have done to. 

“Well, I have a small scrape on my elbow, nothing to serious to think about suing.” quipped Aelin. 

“Well then if you are OK then I’m going to get going.” he  said coolly he started to jog again, and Aelin looked after him open-mouthed. Where did that come from? How big of a prick could that man be? he barely offers an apology and then takes off? Aelin could not let that conversation end like that. 

She decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and followed after him. When she finally caught up to him she tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention, he stopped and turned around. Aelin first had to catch her breath, gods he’s fast then she said

“Do you mind if I jog with you?” He looked at her funny then said

“Sweetheart you couldn’t keep up with me” and then started jogging away yet again. This time though she saw the band holding his phone to his arm said NIKE SPONSORED ATHLETE. Her face turned red and she stomped her foot not caring if she looked absolutely childish. Aelin then dramatically flipped her blonde hair over her shoulder for no one’s benefit but her own and started running home, the last mile and a half be damned. The entire way home she was thinking of ways to knock down his too big ego for his too big body. The next time she saw him she was going to tear him to shreds and not in the circumstances she originally wanted to. 

 X alright so this was my first time writing fanfic, I do have a plan for this so if you would enjoy reading more of this plot line please comment and tell me. If not constructive criticism is welcome! Other than that I really enjoyed writing that and will probably write more either way. 

[dashedwithromance]

Cressworth Masterlist

All my Cressworth fics in one spot, have fun with all your Cressworth needs!

Fics:

Chapter 55 - Thomas gives Audrey a set of truly filthy romance books and Audrey has no choice but to read them

Magnificent Beginnings - The confession we all needed after EFH

Kiss Me, My Ex Is Coming - In which a recently single Audrey Rose stumbles across her ex at a party and does the only logical thing

I Will Love You, Always - Thomas gets sick and Audrey Rose debates razing the world to bring him home

Mrs Harvey’s Travelling Tonic - Thomas’ uncanny ability to rile Audrey Rose deems interesting results in an enclosed space

Dust And Stars - Cressworth kissing on a bed? What more could we want?

Dancing Queen - Audrey turns 17 and Thomas is obsessed with ABBA

Winter Wonderland - A cute Cressworth holiday fic

Mistletoe - Thomas loves mistletoe and Audrey is incredibly impatient

A Conveniently Placed Table - Title says it all, really

A Wedding Night To Remember - NSFW, Wedding night fic

When She Closed Her Eyes - what happened when Audrey closed her eyes in that EFH scene

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THE TEARS OF THOMAS CRESSWELL

Every time Thomas Cresswell cried in front of Audrey Rose Wadsworth, from the first, to last.

Part 1 : The Shattering Of A Glass Heart

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SEVENTEEN YEARS

Audrey Rose dies in childbirth and Thomas is left to pick up the pieces.

Seventeen Years 

Wishes

A Sorrowful Day

HC’s:

 Til Death Do Us Part - The day Audrey and Thomas die, the world stops to mourn

Random Cressworth HC’s - Explanatory, my dudes

Cressworth’s Child HC’s - Much needed HC’s about the cressworth child (its a girl and you all can fight me)

Cressworth Rambles - Explanatory, my dudes

Dead Man Walking - Audrey wears lingerie and poor thomas cant handle it

[dashedwithromance]

There Was Only One Bed - NSFW and self explanatory

Confessions Over A Chicago Skyline - Audrey confronts Thomas about something he said in EFH ):

Fresh Air - A stolen moment set between HPD and EFH

I Love You, And I Love You - PREGNANCY

Scarlet Fever - Audrey is sick and Thomas takes care of her

Dress Of Sunshine And Dreams - Malina and Audrey have a little suprise for Thomas

A Quiet Moment - Pining Thomas + clueless audrey rose

Sleepless Nights - Audrey has a nightmare

I’m Nervous, Too - To elope or not to elope?

Piggyback, Please? - Domestic fluff

Ticklish - yall already know thomas would not stop if he found out audrey was ticklish

A Gentle Winter Morning - Cressworth cuddles

Do You Like It - Can Thomas handle purple lingerie??

Golden - More sweet engaged cressworth

Scarlet-Stained Cheeks - horny, horny victorians

Snowed In - When stuck inside during a snowstorm, what else are they supposed to do?

You Could’ve Died! - angst post EFH

Drunk Audrey - our fave horny drunk

Drunk Thomas - our fave soft drunk

Dacian Cresswell - our fave baby boy

[snelbz]

Fanfiction Masterlist

My ask box is always open! Feel free to drop me a prompt or idea by clicking HERE!

A quick list of Modern AU Prompts can be found HERE! (Currently working on #2 for Nessian, #5 for Elorcan, #8 for Feysand, #9 for Nessian, #19 for Rowaelin, #30 for Elriel and #46 for Lysaedionl!)

ACOTAR Reread Master Thread!

ACOTAR-

Serendipity - Nessian Multi-Chapter AU

Lost Time - Angsty Elriel Modern Day AU (Follow Link for Ch Index)

Orchids and Ink - Flower Shop/Tattoo Parlor AU (Follow Link for Ch Index! *ON HIATUS*)

Chasing the High - Angsty Azriel Oneshot AU

The Moment I Knew - Nessian Oneshot AU

Welcome Home - Feysand Fluff Oneshot AU

Tending to the Fire - Nessian Collab with @tacmc. (Follow Link for Index)

Can I Have This Dance - Nessian Oneshot AU

TOG-

Light Up the Ice - Rowaelin Modern Hockey AU (Follow Link for Ch Index!)

Missed Dreams and Lost Sleep - Rowaelin AU Oneshot (Prompt Exchange with @tacmc.)

A Walk to Remember - Chaorene Collab with @tacmc . (Follow Link for Index)

The Far Table in the Back - Multi-Chapter (Follow Link for Ch Index! *ON HIATUS*)

Shape of You - Elorcan Oneshot (*NSFW*)

Redemption - Post EoS Rowaelin Oneshot

Celebrations - “Drunk Rowan” Oneshot

Pulse - Rowaelin Oneshot

Tiny Hearts - Rowaelin Angst Oneshot

Prompts:

The Final Goodbye - Nessian Heartbreaker

Congratulations - Song Prompt for Feyre/Tamlin (NOT Feylin!)

Before the Fall - Pre-ACOTAR Friendship of Tam and Rhys

Regrets and Redemption - Angsty Elorcan Oneshot

Drunk Prompts:

Working Out the Kinks - Cassian Self Love

Alone With the Shadows - Azriel Self Love

Archeron Appreciation - Drunk Illyrians - AU

Answered Prompts:

I have so many prompts that have been answered directly on the ask that I’ve lost track of some of them and can’t link them here! However, I always tag my prompts as “toab answers” or “toab prompts”, so you can search within my blog and find them all! :)

Links to My Other Pages-

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AO3

Coming Soon-

“Illyrian Legion” (Rock Star Story)

Rowaelin+Children Oneshot/HC

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My Fanfics!

(Thank you so much, @eternally-reading (Maria!) for writing my name so beautifully, you are a gem. <3)

This is a SJM blog, so everything I write is either from the Throne of Glass or A Court of Thorns and Roses universe. All characters belong to SJM, I am simply just an addict of her work. Also, I am always taking prompt submissions in my ask box, which you can get to by clicking HERE. Oneshots When She’s Gone {Feysand} Heir of Darkness {Rhysand/Tamlin} Ecstasy {Nessian} A Warrior’s Vow {Nessian} Starlit Scars {Nessian} The Secrets of Fate {Elriel} The Broken and The Healing {Nessian} Love and War {Feysand} An Illyrian Lullaby {Nessian} The Beauty of the Fawn {Elriel} Safe in the Shadows {Elriel} When the Night Meets the Ocean {Inner Circle} A New Love {Nessian} The Meaning of Love {Mor & Azz BFFs always} The Queen’s Assasin {Rowaelin/Sam} A Night of Bliss and Beauty {Lyseadion} The Heir {Rowaelin} Bootleg and Bullets: AU/1920s. {Rowaelin} Little Fireheart {Rowaelin} Little Fireheart ***Part 2{Rowaelin} Unconditionally {Rowaelin} Summer Nights {Rowaelin AU exchange} Intoxication {Nessian} Maternal Flames {Rowaelin} The First Year {Elriel} The Words Unspoken {Elriel} Little Wings {Feysand} Dancing in the Rain {Nessian} Tricked {A Feysand Halloween} Terror {A Nessian Halloween} The Rest of Our Lives {Nessian: A Castaway OS} Goodnight, Fireheart {Rowan} Made of Glass {Nessian} The Little Things {Feysand: A Castaway OS} Into the Woods {Part 1 - Rowaelin} Into the Woods {Part 2 - Rowaelin} Remembering the Fawn {Elrielucien} Time {Nessian} The First Flight {Nessian} Jealousy {Nessian} Multi-Chapters Lord of Night and Darkness {Rhysand}***Finished Tending to the Fire {Nessian} ***Finished A Walk to Remember {TOG - Chaorene} Castaway ***Finished The Time of Our Lives (final part coming soon) Friday Night Lights ***Finished An Oath of Blood and Fire - Current hiatus: resuming once Rapture is completed. Rapture (Castaway) - Chapters posted on Sundays Oblivion Answered Prompts Christmas prompts! - click the link to get to my series of Christmas prompts! It got too much for me to post all answered prompts, but if you wish, you can search “Tara answers prompts” within my blog and find them all. :)

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These are all my old fics.

If there’s one you think I should finish, let me know!

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Next Generation MasterPost

Throne of Glass Next Gen

Rowaelin Pregnancy

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight Manorian Pregnancy

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four

A Royal Duo Becomes a Royal Trio: Meeting Ciel

Part One Part Two Part Three

Life and Death: An Elorcan Pregnancy Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part SIx

Fae and Witchlings: Meeting Marion Part One Part Two

Fenrin Pregnancy Prequel Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four

Fenrin Pregnancy Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Siel (discontinued)

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV

Lyriel (discontinued)

I, II, III, IV, V

Siel (discontinued) 

XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX

Lyriel (discontinued)

VI, VII, VIII

Sisters of Dakness (Discontinued)

I

Lyriel (discontinued)

IX, X, XI, XIa, XIb, XIII, XV

Siel  (discontinued)

XXI

Lyriel  (discontinued)

XVI, XVII

Squadre  (discontinued)

I, II, III, IV, VII, VIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXI, XXII, XXII.a, XXIII, XXIV, XXV

Heart  (discontinued)

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X

Byrne (written by @cresseida​)  (discontinued)

I, II, III, IV, V, VI

Siriel (ToG Next Gen Rewrite) (a lot of it is changed from the original)

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X

A Court of Thorns and Roses Next Gen

Of Flames and Flowers: An Elucien Pregnancy

I, II, III, IV

Ash

I, II, III

WIngs and Embers: A Nessian Pregnancy

I, II, III

Thicker Than Blood

I, II

Inner Court Next Gen

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X

Blood of Passage

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, XI, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX

Cyrian:

Tania Malyus Atropine

Requiem

I, II, III, IV

Birth and Blood Letting: A Feysand Pregnancy Fic

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, XX

Requiem

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X,XI,XII,XIII,XIV,XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX,XXI,XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XXIX, XXX, XXI

Maas University (ToG/ACoTaR Crossover)

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X

Mine (Bay and Nate)

I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV

Next Gen Stand Alone

Aurake: The Raqs Baladi (Blake and Aurora) Bate Modern AU (Bay and Nate) Choose (Bay and Nate) Birthday Sex (Bay and Nate)

ToG/ACoTaR Fave Claim Masterpost Maas University Face Claim Masterpost Mine Omegaverse Face Claim masterpost

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Here is a video of my dog singing to a JG Wentworth commercial, enjoy

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Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song