So... I took a nap, this afternoon, and had the single WEIRDEST dream EVER, so I needed someone to know. You'll be that someone. You, who's reading this.
Picture this:
A High School (it was my HS, but you can picture yours), a game of cops and robbers, kpop, Lady Gaga as a DRAGON.
So, we were playing the game. The cops had to wear costumes and the robbers didn't. What costumes? Toy Story costumes. Idk why. I've never even seen Toy Story (toys, coming to life, when you're not looking, freaks me out). I was one of the robbers, alongside the members of Ateez, 3 former classmates of mine, and Belle, from Kiss of Life (idk why she was there, cause I don't really listen to that group). The cops were: Laura Harrier (from the Holland Spider-Man movies), 2 former classmates of mine, and LADY GAGA, BUT AS A DRAGON (spitting fire and all that).
After everyone got "arrested", we did a fitness obstacle course that was also musical (???). After we got done, I went to the bar, still inside the HS (idek anymore), and saw that Belle worked there. Talked to her abt One Piece, for a bit. Dream Belle was OBSESSED with it, just like I am. I also found out that she and San were a couple, and that San was serving ice cream, at a diff part of the building.
I was making my way towards San, but had to stop to buy some clothes beforehand. I was talking to some friends, when I, apparently, said something bad abt Belle (I don't really remember what I said, though), but didn't see that San was standing right behind me. Yes, he later denied me ice cream.
After all that, I was sitting at a table, w the rest of Ateez, having dinner. Yes, San was there, but he was giving me dirty looks (understandable, dream me did bad mouth his girlfriend earlier). Belle was sitting w us, but she had no idea what I'd said, cause San hadn't told her. So, I decided to come clean. I told her what had happened and gave a heartfelt apology. She forgave me and so did San, cause he said it was brave of me to come clean, specially cause he hadn't mentioned it.
It was peaceful, until a dragon landed inside the school. It was my former best friend (a toxic af bitch), but in dragon form.
This is when THE SECOND best line, from this dream, was said:
- RELEASE LADY GAGA!!
The two fought and, obviously, Lady Gaga won. Duh.
This was when THE BEST line, from this dream, was said, courtesy of Queen Lady Gaga:
- I VANQUISH YOU, WITH THE POWER OF CUNT AND MUSIC!
We started celebrating. Mingi picked me up (which was weird, to dream me, cause we both knew I'm 5'8/173cm tall. It's not very easy to pick me up) and kissed me. Apparently, we were dating THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!
I woke up, after that.
If yall heard abt what I dreamt, each night, you'd think I took drugs, before going to sleep. Maybe someone is drugging me, who knows lol (jk).
ANYWAYS, I just had to share this. No one, around me, would appreciate the insanity of this dream. Then, I remembered that my Tumblr ppl would. Cause yall are just as weird as me.
