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@boomgardener
I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.
Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open
for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”
I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man
i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just
this is like how a dream feels
can we bring back captcha comics
No offense but these are absolute classic images
There needs to be more cosplayers like this.
“That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!”
“BATman? Well that explains it”
“What?”
“Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!”
“D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO”
“Hey, look at that Bleach Cosplay over there.”
“Yeah, maybe if he pours some on himself he’ll fade away!”
“D"OOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!”
“Scoobydoo? More like scoobydon’t!!”
“"Tell those meddling kids to,solve this mystery..the mystery of why their cosplay is so Bad!!”
“Dohohohohohohohohoho””
“Hey, do you see those Crystal Gems over there?”
“Yeah. Maybe they can fuse into a decent cosplay!”
“DOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”
@boomgardener I lost sleep for u. ur welcome.
4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun
So apparently Senators Collins and Murkowski have pissed of the white male members of the GOP to the point where some members have said that they’d challenge them to a duel if they were in South Texas
Anyway so I’m calling Rep. Farenthold later to accept on Sen. Collin’s behalf and I’m choosing Fists. Can take place in Iowa because if two parties agree to mutual combat, under state law it is totally legal here.
And if he accepts yes I will stream that shit live don’t be silly.
And after I beat his ass once for Collins, I will duel him again on Murkowski’s behalf.
Square up, bitch.
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOD CSPAN BOUT TO BE LIT
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SO I CALLED HIS DC OFFICE AND SAID BASICALLY THE SAME THING I SENT VIA EMAIL.
After about 20 seconds of dead silence, the staffer let out kinda a little laugh and said “Well ma’m, I’ll be happy to pass on your…”
“I’m not joking.”
“Ma’m?”
“You think I’m joking. I am dead serious. You want my address? Or I’ll meet him at the airport. I am absolutely serious about this. Oh, and as the challenged party, I get to pick weapons. I choose fists.”
Another 20 seconds of somehow even deeper silence.
“I…I’ll pass your challenge on to the congressman.”
“No. He issued the challenge. I’m accepting. Unless he’s backing out like the spineless coward he is.”
More silence. “I…I’ll let Congressman Farenthold know, ma’m.”
“You do that.”
ANYWAY SO HOW DID YOU ALL SPEND YOUR LUNCH BREAK TODAY.
I LOVE THIS DO IT B
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FOLLOW UP; He has proved himself a faithless coward and refused to meet me in honest physical combat, so I cursed him. Specifically, called on his past misdeeds to be visited upon him and justice he’s evaded to find him.
He’s now retiring after his history of sexually assaulting women came to light and will not be seeking re-election anywhere.
reblog to bring truth out of her well to fisticuffs mankind
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brie en croute
i forgot to add the recipe for this. it’s not so much a true recipe as it is just kinda… buying stuff and mashing it together.
Brie En Croute
- 1 small or med. brie wheel
- handful plus extra dried whole cranberries
- handful plus extra smashed walnuts (tiny pieces)
- egg wash (1 egg beaten, plus a tsp. of water)
- frozen puff pastry
1. using a cake leveller, slice the brie wheel in half horizontally ensuring top and bottom halves are the same thickness. if no cake leveller is available, score the outer edge of the wheel 1/8” deep with a knife and wrap the score mark with a bit of string. pull the string tight like a garrote and slice the wheel smoothly.
2. pack one half of the sliced wheel with the cranberries and the other half with the walnuts and sandwich the halves together. don’t pile too much on, about ¼ cup for a med. wheel is fine. place it on a plate and refrigerate it.
3. defrost one sheet of puff pastry dough and on a floured surface, roll it out to nearly double the starting size. take the stuffed brie in the center, and bring the dough in over the top to seal the brie entirely inside the dough. pinch off the excess, ensuring there are no uncovered parts, and turn the covered brie so the seam side is facing down. brush the entire surface with the egg wash.
4. skip this step if you don’t care about a design on the top. with a second sheet of pastry dough, just barely thawed, cut out six quarter sized rounds for grapes and two thin strips of dough for the vine. arrange as you like, and brush the design with more egg wash.
5. preheat your oven to 425F. place the brie on a sheet of parchment paper, and place it in the freezer for one whole hour before baking.
6. after it freezes for an hour, place the brie and the parchment paper on a baking sheet and bake for 20 minutes on the middle rack or until golden brown.
7. serve immediately while hot on wide crackers or slices of fuyu persimmon. it can also just be eaten by the slice but it’s very rich.
Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim