dun dun dunnnn

trolling like a bitch cuz I ain't tired

[byjove]

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

[byjove]

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

[byjove]

YEAH EXACTLY

[byjove]

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

[emptyheadmybeloved]

hold on i need to look this up

[byjove]

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

[byjove]

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[nettlepit]

pissing each other off as foreplay

[scuderiamarlboro]

maybe if you quit visualising fuckass danny ric and started thinking about the beautiful number 3 on michael schumacher’s car when he crossed the chequered flag at the 2000 japanese gp to become a world champion with ferrari for the first time we wouldn’t be in this predicament but here you all are manifesting a midfield to retirement pipeline free yourselves start thinking of it as uncle michael’s number

[sparrowposting]

"if you worry, you suffer twice"

Brother, I am inventing new types of worry and ways to suffer thrice. Perhaps even FOUR times.

[m4nicdepressivepixiedreamgirl]

[unalivejournal]

Im probably a bad person but I'm a bad person so idrc about that rn

[next-year-is-our-year]

amazing things happening over on f1 twt

[catchymemes]

[spineless-lobster]

In the rivered lethe straight up forgetting it, and by “it” I mean… uhm… I don’t know actually….

[verstappenalty]

men will be like "if something is sexy it is a woman bc if I want to fuck it it MUST be female" and then mr max verstappen shows up like "my cars (all sexy) are boys :)" and you get to watch the men's brains calibrate in real time meanwhile max is busy ranking his favourite shades of blue

[lilkakow]

Images created solely using mathematical equations by mathematical artist Hamid Naderi Yaganeh

[booogage]

Brokeback Mountain x Heated Rivalry

Check out the edit I made guys!!

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[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[grogumaximus]

📷 Dominika Matczak

[asyncamestel]

empathy

[romanceyourdemons]

fucked up how no matter how much literature you read there’s always literature that you haven’t read. and in fact there’s literature that you CANT read because it’s “only published in a language you don’t read” or “it is translated but every translation is straight up bullshit” or “it’s no longer extant” or something stupid like that and so it’s always going to be literature you’ve never read. you can’t read it all. sick n twisted