I’ve submitted a post already, but I’ve still got way too many stories
over the course of ONE school week (i.e FIVE DAYS) we had a number of 25 RECORDED FIGHTS. As in, there could’ve easily been other fights in places like bathrooms that no one saw (one of the fights got so bad that pepper spray had to get involved, which did affect students and teachers who were merely in the same area)
some kid set fire to the popcorn they were making in my fourth period a lil while ago
someone tried to start a fight by throwing money off the second floor indoor balcony to the first floor plaza
i got hit in the face three times with balls in gym class
our last anime club meeting we had food that consisted of two big boxes of dollar menu soft and hard shell tacos from Taco Bell, five or so boxes of Domino’s Pizza, a whole bunch of Brisk tea, Japanese candy, non-foreign candy, and a whole bunch of chips. Us starving children ate almost all of it within the first hour and a half of the meeting
some kids started clapping during my lunch period which led to everyone in the cafeteria clapping. it’s like a hive mind or something
someone started a genuine cult
this kid on my bus created official-looking “N-Word Passes” during class and printed them off with permission from the teacher and started selling them for $1 each
some kid got expelled for saying “I’m going to 360 no scope you” to someone
i have threatened to steal the spinal fluid and femurs of: 36 people
our school has these plastic cups of mandarin oranges. since a lot of people at my table didn’t want them, they gave them to e. i wound up with 9 cups of mandarin oranges. i stacked three on my head and two on my shoulder. i got yelled at by an administrator
i also managed to eat all but 1 and a half of those orange cups in around 4 mins
i managed to get a bunch of my teachers to call a friend by names slightly different from her real name that mildly annoy her
The following quotes are from the same kid that made the N-Word Passes and his friends:
“Jeffery, you can’t stab someone with butter.” “BET.”
“Maybe you should go to a psychiatrist.” “A, you’re the one who talked about taking in an orphan and training it to rob banks.” “It’d be good income!”
“You’re the economy of misery.” “Did,, did you mean epitome?”
“Bulldogs? Nah, I’ll take em dog first, then bull.” “Jeffery, what the heII does that even MEAN?”
PRACTICALLY THE ENTIRE SCHOOL BECAME A HUGE RAINBOW OF COLORS TODAY BECAUSE OF PRIDE MONTH ITS THE ONLY THING THIS SCHOOL CAN AGREE ON
And now, misc quotes that have come from me or others:
“I have a family.” “Not for long.”
“The brain named itself-” “Shut up, Tiff, no one wants to hear your goDDAMN SHOWER THOTS”
“Oogh, I think I’ve got a UTI.” “Really?” “No, it’s actually probably just Malaria or something.”
honestly? this school is. i dont even know? its terrible but at the same time it isnt
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