I'm just bored really

They/Them Local anxiety filled insomniac

[backseatloversz]

if we ever interact pls always assume im more scared of u than u r of me. im like a bug

[pansyfemme]

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

[strange-aeons]

Not an ask, but my girlfriend has brought to my attention that due to the recent rollbacks of some environmental protections, the Groverhaus HVAC system might be back within code again. Wanted to pass that along:)

live laugh love

[pangur-and-grim]

like a sack of flour

[strange-aeons]

also sexy ronald reagan will be at dashcon this year if that appeals to you

i don't know. i'm scared.

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[digitaldiscipline]

graphic design is my fishin'

[simkaye]

Who remembers this game?? 😍😍

Not u bc unfortunately I made it up

Thank you every patron for giving me the means to create things I otherwise couldn’t afford to💖

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[pillowspace]

(This post is about ISAT) YouTube just recommended me a random song while I was washing the dishes, so I casually pressed it and returned to the dishes. Then the first few lines came in of “the rehearsal. The performance. The young man that turns out to be a time traveller that’s actually you. The very thing that you hate” and I immediately paused the song like “no fucking way”

[pillowspace]

(The Very Thing That You Hate by Waitress) Unbelievably cruel that I’m finding all the songs that should be ISAT animatics when I can’t make any animatics right now

[pillowspace]

Here’s the song itself if anyone was curious, I’m going to sleep

[only-cat-memes]

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

*flapping my gay little wings*

[princessrosiebird]

*flapping my gay little wings twice as fast to show off*

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

*poofs my feathers big and large*

[princessrosiebird]

*spreads my wings wide and starts cawing*

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[demilypyro]

i got recognized at the movie theater by the way. so to that person: if you're reading this you're a fag

[demilypyro]

i'm not using fag as a pejorative here i'm saying that i clocked your ass and we are the same. also if you recognize me there's statistically no way you're not

[demilypyro]

also you're gay

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

[cookiethebirddoll]

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

[strange-aeons]

Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time

I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks

Who did you steal your shoelaces from?

Obama

Whoever is current US president

A non-US president (put in tags)

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[strange-aeons]

I’d like to expose my childhood self. I recently discovered your YouTube via one of those fake Tumblr post videos and was instanly filled with fear that i would see my own edgy teenager posts, some of which have over half a million notes.

So if you ever see this, or ever saw any of my posts back in the day (old url or was urieking). Just know it was all fake.

I’m mentally stable now 🖤

I have seen ALL of these posts over the years. Kinda surprised the laxative one never made it into any of my fake story videos. Thank you for your confession, child 🙏