mmmm love me some gay shit

everytime you see me reblog a post, i want you to remember this person's pursuing a graduate degree in Catholic theology surely they must know what they're talking about

[homunculus-argument]

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got nothing better to do.

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

lord of the rings

[segamascott]

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[vampirebrainrot]

you're telling me the devil from the bible went down to ohio

[myriap0da]

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

M*A*S*H S1E6 “Yankee Doodle Doctor” (dir. Lee Phillips)

[joechoui]

I HEAR THE BLUES A-KILLIN' (or: Frasier Meets Columbo)

Originally posted to my twitter in 2022, here it is for tumblr. It's also on my website.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the thing about going back in time to kill hitler/trump/any dictator or similar figure as a baby is that all it does is get rid of the figurehead of a movement that will exist regardless of what person is at its head. however if you killed joseph smith as a baby nobody else would've found those tablets in his backyard

[gurlsrool]

everyone’s always busy debating if Ilya would be a swiftie or not because no one wants to face the reality that he’d love the FUCK out of Eminem

[exactphoify]

I hate to break this news to you, but Ilya has spent bad amounts of money on Macklemore tickets.

[scrambldlegs]

@lilypads-s thanks for the beautiful beejdog vision

[animentality]

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

[bouquetofrosys]

hi everyone im finally reading all the young dudes and its good actually. and id never tell someone in real life because i cant think of telling anyone in real life that im enjoying a harry potter fanfiction but id tell my deepest darkest secrets to this website

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[jeniferprince]

can we? 🥺

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