We're All Stories In The End...

Adriana, she/her, 26, São Paulo, Brazil. 

[kenziecore]

god percy jackson really was the perfect character. remember when he got to camp half blood and he discovered he could order food and just make it blue. i love that bitch idiot so much he just wanted blue food because it reminded him of his mom

[depp-could-get-it]

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

[profeminist]

“This is what actors (& models & bodybuilders) do. If you see them with razor cut abs, they have been on a low carb, water-reducing diet to get there. You cannot retain that and be healthy. When we shot WOLVES, Jason asked me, “Do I have to have abs n’ shit for this?” I said no.”

-  David Hayter, director, Wolves

“The wood chopping scene in The Wolverine was all the footage they could get before Hugh Jackman passed out from dehydration. Dehydration and steroids are the big secret behind Hollywood muscle definition.”

-  My name is Grant‏

“Yeah there was a huge piece a few years ago about the prevalence of doping in the aftermath of Dark Knight (roughly), it became an arms race of every male actor going on roids for definition. Compare Jackman in XMen 1 from 2000 to him in Logan, for example.”

-  Kuff ‘n’ Klout

“The Hollywood roid phenomenon in one picture”

-  Kuff ‘n’ Klout‏

“The Guest” movie - 

[tatzelwyrm]

I like how they call starvation and dehydration a “trick” :)))))))))

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

I KNOW. Fucking killed me. “There’s this neat trick where we encourage disordered eating and dehydration. That’s what bodies should look like!!! This is the Norm!!”

[bogleech]

Wait so that text wasn’t from a criticism of abusive practices?? It was just “here’s how we did this neat-O special effect!!!!!” ???!???

[tomhordy]

bitches reblog if ur going into the next decade single 

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[tipolover22]

There’s more!!!

[q-lyme]

being in a fandom that you thought was gonna be toxic but it’s actually nice

accidentally getting into a fandom 

[rinzay]

It got better

[foxeswindandrain]

Holy shit it exists still

[blogthegreatrouge]

when you thought tumblr is over and so is this thread, but you still come across it on you dash

[luxian223]

Showing someone a fandom you really like

[frontier001]

[animagix101]

Getting super invested in amazing fan theories and then the series ends terribly in a way that makes no sense at all.

[depression-healthy-carrier]

Keeping in touch with people is so hard when your brain tells you no one wants to talk with you

[curseworm]

lobster is such a fucked up thing to eat like i get it historically as basically a poverty/famine food cause when ur hungry u gotta eat whatever you can get but as a luxury food ? what the fuck

[curseworm]

im going to pay $30 for this huge bug that is so ripe with bacteria that i cant kill it beforehand or the bacteria will take over and kill me also. maybe ill go to a restaurant and pay $80 so somebody else will boil this huge bug alive for me

[curseworm]

every day i become even more convinced that the concept of ‘luxury food’ is just unsalvageably absurd

[catchymemes]

[feaftlikeabeaft]

[brunhiddensmusings]

you have more then one problem

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[hikikostar]

WOW

[timegodzo]

I’m so furious.

[ghoulishly-yours]

WOW OKAY THEN

[antivanruffles]

@antivanonmytongue

[myymsie]

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

[itsapmseymour]

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

[lorileopard]

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.

[theconcealedweapon]

[chronically-sweet-deactivated20]

Someone: *listing everything i did in a hypo*

Me:

[neonprotagonist]

the thing i absolutely love about the good place is just how much the first season alone shines as a paragon of good television comedy and writing in general. right off the bat you KNOW something is off about the setting because the idea of the good place is just too like, perfect and without conflict to actually be what it says on the tin. like yeah, the main point of conflict that drives season one is eleanor’s efforts to stay in the good place without being discovered, but there’s just this sneaking suspicion you have while watching that there’s just something off. and it’s just under the surface, like you cant get your fingernail under it to peel away the cover. and maybe you figure it out along the way, maybe something tips you off to the truth of the good place, but something absolutely stellar about the reveal of the truth isn’t just the plot twist itself

but how it’s followed up with that snap of the fingers.

that twist, which blows the whole truth of the conspiracy out of the water.

genius.

[neonprotagonist]

me, the whole first season: what’s going on here. is this a cult? is the good place actually secretly evil? is this all purgatory and this is eleanor’s final test? is the frozen yogurt brainwashing everyone?!?!?

eleanor: THIS IS THE BAD PLACE!

me: ITS THE BAD PLACE!!!! that makes so much sense!!!!!!! im so blown away by this awesome plot twist and i cant believe i didnt piece the clues that were given to me until it all had to be spelled out! im so satisfied with this plot twist!

michael: *snaps his fingers and resets the ENTIRE SEASON back to eleanor waking up in the good place waiting room* let’s try this again

me: 

[teenscoolest]

[titanic-agreement]

[shuouichi]

OSJSKSJSJSB THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ADDITION

[programaticallydelicious]

Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.

Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.

Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.

Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,

Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.

Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.

Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.

Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.

Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.

But are you willing to bet their life on it?

[spacetwinks]

the fact that placebos can work even when you know they’re placebos is so fucked up. what the hell is up with the brain

[spacetwinks]

like some kind of fucked up wrinkled goblin that won’t unlock the chemical secrets if you just ask politely, you have to give it some kind of pill. you can tell it that the pill doesn’t do shit, but it doesn’t care, it just wants the pill

[star-anise]

There’s a thin line between magic ritual and psychotherapy

[startrekin-it]

I’m actually done, I refuse to read a book with a female character in it written by a man over 40. I never thought I would ever had to read the phrase “she had D cup guts, but a trainer bra brain”

I don’t know what the fuck that means

[wolveria]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[teqk]

When English isn’t taught correctly…

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression

(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)

[professorjawn]

Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

[chaos-nblm]

No offense but I want to be stupidly in love with someone. I want to be an utter fucking dumbass with someone and them have the same amount of chaotic energy. I want to go absolutely feral and them be just as into as I am