(do you realize? do you realize?)

the dykes outlived | 21

[mynowherenothing]

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

[glitteringhellspawn]

I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up

[tarantolati-deactivated20220723]

[ikilledbabyjesus]

men will say anything before they utter the words prostate orgasm

[pupyjpeg]

hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[kaiyachanbridge]

[pepperoni-oni]

hi *blasts you with the Yuri beam*

thanks doc

[cannibalchicken]

[adhesion]

[dudelookitsalesbian]

"The Temptations of Saint Anthony" by Robert Auer (1917)

[dickspooky]

They should make more music from 2008

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[paladitos]

fuck it we ball <- neither fucking nor balling

[1percentcharge]

blood is so cool

[1percentcharge]

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good

[1percentcharge]

this is a normal take ! 👍

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[thedeliaishere]

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

[tentacleteapot]

[hamletthedane]

Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

[party-gilmore]

VARIOUS PRESSURES

PUSHING DOWN ON ME

PRESSING DOWN ON YOU

NO MAN ASK FOR

[theprofessional-amateur]

It was the terror of knowing what this world is about