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Batfam and YJ shitposts

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I’m such a dickhead omg I haven’t posted in three years💀💀

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Wasn’t Robin a nicknames Dick’s parents gave him? Bruce giving that name to like 5 different people is kinda fucked up

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Being a villain in Gotham must be scary as shit😭😭

Imagine you just finished robbing a bank or something,you look to your left and you just see this staring at you.

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Oh. My. God.

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Roast session. They’re coming for everybody. Each other included.

Dick was minding his business at first. Then poor unfortunate Barbara opened her mouth. Dick wasn’t gonna let that slide whatsoever.

Was the last thing she seen before she was roasted into oblivion.

“You’re ginger first of all. Ed Sheeran looking ass. Second of all. I do not have another insult you’re ugly as fuck bitch.”

Not only did that start a brawl between Barbara and Dick. It started an intense war between the siblings.

Among the shouting some insults could be heard.

“Fucking Crotch Gremlin!”

“You’re so ugly you could go to a haunted house and they’d offer you a job.”

That was undeniably Luke. Nobody knew who got roasted.

Amidst the chaos Bruce walked in.

Bruce took a deep breath. “Shut up and sit the hell down!!”

Best believe it went dead silent.

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The Batkids reactions to Bruce and Clark dating

Dick(mf already knew it.)

Jason

Barbara

Cassandra

Tim

Luke

Duke

Damian

Stephanie

Harper

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Me seeing 50+ likes on a random batfamily shit post I made

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The Quiet Game

Tim is blindfolded with a nerf gun and has to rely on his ears and senses

He slowly walks around the living room,very menacing.

He starts getting closer to Jason,who panicked and put a lamp shade on his head. It somehow worked and Tim walked past him.

He starts walking towards Dick on the couch, “shit.” Dick said out loud. Tim slowly points the gun towards the couch, Dick did a flip over the back of the couch. When Tim shot a bullet and it didn’t hit anything he huffs,frustrated.

Then somebody’s phone went off. God is a women by Arianna Grande playing. That was Cassie’s ringtone. He whipped his whole body towards the sound and started walking over.

Cassandra just let herself be shot. That was one sibling down. A shit ton more left.

Then he heard like 5 of them giggling. “What!” He shouted,low key freaked out. What Tim did not know was that Damian was behind him the entire time. Literally just following him around.

‘You know what.’ Tim wasn’t known as a menace for nothing. He just held down the trigger and just started spinning in a circle.

He was spinning like a damn tornado. He heard his siblings shout out in pain. Once he was somewhat sure he got them all he took off the blindfold,and burst out laughing.

Luke was slumped over the armrest of the couch,Duke and Stephanie were on the ground,Jason was clutching his crotch,lampshade still over his head, Dick somehow got shot behind the couch and was laying on his stomach,Harper was clutching her throat,Barbara has her head in her hands.

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Do you know how bored someone has to be to make this

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Back on the batfam grind anyways,random hcs

Bruce- Has a lot of body heat,like when it’s cold everyone huddles up to him like a bunch of penguins

Dick- Has a secret piercing that no one knows about,not even Bruce

Jason- Was in the news once because the Batmobile was spotted in the most random places,Metropolis,India,you name it. Every time it was spotted he was blasting S&M by Rihanna.

Tim- Steals random stuff out of his siblings rooms then gaslights them into thinking their losing it.

Cassandra- Loves horror,she actually has a chucky doll,everyone in the mansion is just waiting for it to come to life.

Stephanie- Has lit the kitchen on fire several times. She’s not banned yet somehow

Barbara- Was caught boxing a Waffle House worker on several occasions.

Luke- Actually a pretty good cook,he’s so good the bat siblings literally box each other over the last leftover of whatever he cooked,they also do that for Alfred’s food tbh

Duke- Went to a baseball game once,got hit with a flying ball,he’s hated baseball since.

Damian- Does Origami whenever he’s bored,Bruce keeps paper in his utility belt just for him.

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important question for barbra's, was it the same waffle house employee???

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Yes. People have started shipping them at this point

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Back on the batfam grind anyways,random hcs

Bruce- Has a lot of body heat,like when it’s cold everyone huddles up to him like a bunch of penguins

Dick- Has a secret piercing that no one knows about,not even Bruce

Jason- Was in the news once because the Batmobile was spotted in the most random places,Metropolis,India,you name it. Every time it was spotted he was blasting S&M by Rihanna.

Tim- Steals random stuff out of his siblings rooms then gaslights them into thinking their losing it.

Cassandra- Loves horror,she actually has a chucky doll,everyone in the mansion is just waiting for it to come to life.

Stephanie- Has lit the kitchen on fire several times. She’s not banned yet somehow

Barbara- Was caught boxing a Waffle House worker on several occasions.

Luke- Actually a pretty good cook,he’s so good the bat siblings literally box each other over the last leftover of whatever he cooked,they also do that for Alfred’s food tbh

Duke- Went to a baseball game once,got hit with a flying ball,he’s hated baseball since.

Damian- Does Origami whenever he’s bored,Bruce keeps paper in his utility belt just for him.

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Bruce def gets cowl hair

Like he takes it off and his shit is just. Fucked up

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I was listening to My Oh My and the words “Kon-El,A.K.A Superboy,is revealed to be Red Robin’s boy toy and sugar baby?!” Kept coming back to mind,wtf was that

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That Batman lyric is so smart wtf

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My favorite characters as songs on my playlist,ft. My random ass music taste

Kaldur

Electric Love-BØRNS

Only Girl (In The World)-Rihanna (only thing I can think about is him and Wyynde.)

Dark Horse-Katy Perry

Can’t Help Falling In Love-Elvis Presley(could also work for Wyynde if you catch my drift)

Disturbia-Rihanna(I’m not gonna explain myself.)

Diamonds-Rihanna(my playlist is half Rihanna okay.)

SOS-Rihanna

Dick

Last Friday Night-Katy Perry

Born This Way-Lady Gaga (could also work for Kaldur if you think about it.)

Party In The U.S.A-Miley Cyrus

My Oh My-Camila Cabello

Shake It Off-Taylor Swift

S.L.U.T-ppcocaine(for memes.)

Bisexual Anthem-Domo Wilson(could also work for Bruce and Kaldur)

Young, Wild & Free-Snoop Dogg(could honestly go with the whole Young Justice team tbh)

Big Fun-Jon Eidson(when Bruce isn’t there)

Circus-Britney Spears(this one’s foul Im sorry.)

Material Girl-Saucy Santana

Attention-Todrick Hall

Pon De Replay-Rihanna

Bruce

Poker Face-Lady Gaga

Promiscuous-Nelly Furtado

Rich Girl-Gwen Stefani

Fancy-Iggy Azalea

Me and Your Mama-Childish Gambino

That’s My Girl-Fifth Harmony

Man Eater-Nelly Furtado

Conner

brutal-Olivia Rodrigo(bc we love angst)

Classic-MKTO

Freak-Sub Urban

Where Have You Been-Rihanna(pun intended btw)

Someone To You-BANNERS

Damian

Sweet but Psycho-Ava Max(he’s not exactly sweet but y’all get it.)

Heathens-Twenty One Pilot Skyfall-Adele

I’m Just A Kid-Simple Plan

Roy

Super Freak-Rick James

Sexy Bitch-David Guetta,Akon(anybody else getting the vibes or is it just me)

Milkshake-BBY KODIE

Hot In Herre-Nelly

Baby Got Back-Sir Mix-A-Lot

Don’t Tell ‘Em-Jeremih

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First song I think of when I see Luthor and Conner is Freak by Sub Urban. I will not explain.

(Also I don’t mean this in a weird way I’m talking about how some of the lyrics match okay)

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I love fanfictions where Superman accepts Superboy,but you know what I also love?? Fanfictions where Superboy gives up on Superman and Superman realizes his mistake too late.