[exhuastedpigeon]

Happy Pride all the queers in my phone. But an extra happy pride to all the bisexuals in straight passing relationships. To the trans people still living in the closet for their safety. To the nonbinary people getting misgendered. To the ace and aro people who sometimes feel like Pride isn’t for them. To the BIPOC people who face discrimination in the queer community. To everyone who feels like they aren’t queer enough.

You are enough. Pride is for you.

[currysideplate]

Just making use of my free will

Inspo🖼:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

[medrawawi]

big baby🐥

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[valyyrianblood]

it’s universally known that ilya is sooo the “my husband” type of guy. but yknow who else is the king of this??? hayden fucking pike. hayden is sooooo *borat voice* “my wiiifeee” and it’s insane. and, naturally, this leads to both of them competing to see who is the Better Husband™.

ilya: i cover the corner of tables so shane doesn’t hit his head

hayden: i put the blanket in the dryer every night because jackie loves the feeling of fresh warm laundry.

ilya: [in the most sarcastic voice ever] wow, so sweet and domestic. i changed the lights in my house to be dimming because shane hates bright lights

hayden: i bring home coffee and a muffin from jackie’s favorite coffee shop when i come home from my run

ilya: oh yeah??? well when i hear shane’s car in the driveway, i run to the fridge and crack open a canada dry so it’s ready and fresh and bubbly for shane when he walks in

hayden: well, i bought the entire shelf of the alani’s witches brew from 4 different stores because it’s jackie’s favorite

ilya: if we’re at a restaurant, i’ll go up to the waitress after we’re done ordering and have them take out the stuff shane doesn’t like because he’s too shy to ask for it in the moment

hayden: i bought jackie two louis vuitton bags when she had the twins

ilya: i bought shane an apartment building

hayden:

ilya: i flew to japan — a 16 hour flight ONE WAY — just to get shane a very specific set of bedsheets that Yuna brought back from her trip last year because i accidentally spilt food on it and i didn’t want him to find out and kill me (shane in the background: you fucking WHAT????)

hayden:

ilya:

hayden: yeah??? well at least i have 5 beautiful biological children with jackie

ilya: FUCK YOU, PIKE. IF I COULD GET SHANE PREGNANT WE’D HAVE MORE BEAUTIFUL BABIES THAN YOURS.

shane: ILYA!!!!

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[redxblueihateloveyou]

their ‘brainstorming’ when they’re about to suffocate stayed exactly same 🤣🤣🤣 poor Wu Xie with intense yelling from one side and intense staring from the other 🤣

[alsara-kw]

good morning darling ❤️‍🩹 | bsky |

[ocamellia]

Crowns

[myshangel]

shane getting increasingly pissed off bc journalists keep calling ilya his spouse or his partner. they say wife when they're talking about the others, if they even come up. shane voice, why are you so scared of the word husband? he's already married to me, it's not like saying it will turn you gay

[twocloudsinthesky]

I really do think Shane would be constantly threatening Ilya with divorce bc he's just like that yk but I also like to imagine he wouldn't take it from anyone else

One time after a game in which they sort of argued for whatever reason a reporter jokingly asks if the hockey husbands are getting divorced and Shane flips, he's still hockey's golden boy shane hollander but he gets very still with what Ilya calls his angry kitten face and tells the reporter very seriously that he does not appreciate those kind of jokes about his husband. The poor reporter that was just trying to be funny almost dies on the spot bc yes that feels like being scolded by the nice teacher but a thousand times worse

Ilya dies of boner

[hutsonwoolyums]

I do love the thought that one day Shane decides they need to have an official conversation about kink. Maybe Rose gets in his head about it, or he reads something online, but for some reason he decides it's Important and the Responsible thing to do. So he prints out articles. He makes a list of possible safewords. He even prepares a spreadsheet with kink categories and color-coding and everything.

And Ilya’s like, well, I don’t really get it. What we do works great, but if Shane wants this then ok. Anything for Shane.

But as they're going through it Shane is scrunching up his nose and furrowing his brow. Every question somehow makes him less excited than the last one. They're getting to things they've literally done before, things Ilya knows Shane likes, and Shane is sitting there staring at the spreadsheet and frowning and scribbling notes that nearly rip through the paper. So finally Ilya is just like, "Shane, moya lyubov, we do not actually have to do this."

And Shane immediately goes, "Oh thank God."

[drawballa]

1:24 AM 🌙

[i-put-the-star-in-bastard]

twice, unsuccessfully

Written for the Build a Blanket Fort Fest event @buildablanketfortfest Couple: Alex/Henry Quote prompt: "Love me anyway." Genres: Crack and Fluff Buddy: the lovely DuoOfDiaz has written this super cozy post-lightning buddie quadruple drabble and I love it so please go read it if you love domestic buddie (Buck/Eddie from 911) and hurt/comfort 🥰

"David, no," Alex grumbles, flicking his hand at him but not yet awake enough to think about retracting his hand back under the comforter.

He buries his face into the pillow with a groan.

David keeps licking his fingers still hanging off the mattress.

Alex groans again and twists to squint down at David.

"It's too early for this, David," he croaks out. "I went to bed crazy late, don't tell Henry."

"Henry already knows," Henry says from the doorway.

He's wearing one of Alex's old campaign shirts, boxer briefs and mismatched socks. His hair is all messy and he has a red pillow mark on his cheek.

Alex doesn't think he'll ever get used to seeing him like this, all soft and open and vulnerable. All his.

He's so enamored with Henry, it takes him a few seconds to sit up and frown.

"What's that smell?"

Henry smiles sheepishly. "I made breakfast."

Alex's eyebrows shoot up. "You made breakfast…" he repeats slowly.

"I tried."

"You tried."

"It's burnt," Henry shrugs. "But we can have cereals."

Alex falls back onto the pillow with a snort. "Do I need to call 911?"

"Mh-mh," Henry shakes his head with a smile. "I drowned the pan in cold water, no fire hazard in the kitchen."

"Not since you've come back upstairs."

Henry tries to pretend to be offended but he's smiling too widely to make it believable.

Alex settles deeper into the comforter.

"Come back to bed," he tells Henry, holding his hand out to him. "I need more cuddles."

"You would have had more cuddles had you come to bed before midnight as you said you would," Henry points out, already making his way to the bed.

Instead of going to his own side of the bed, he goes to Alex, lifts the comforter and settles right on top of him.

Alex hums happily and holds on to him tightly.

"Hi," he whispers.

"Hi," Henry whispers back into his neck and Alex can feel his smile against his skin.

"Not even a week into the new house and you're already trying to burn it down," Alex laughs. "What am I going to do with you?"

"Love me anyway," Henry mumbles into his skin.

"Okay," Alex readily agrees.

"Cereals are gonna get soggy."

Alex freezes. "Have you… Have you already poured milk on the cereals?"

"Maybe?" Henry shrugs.

Alex laughs into his hair.

[texasteaparty]

Bradley the first time he sees Jake "Hangman" Seresin ride a mechanical bull for a solid, unrelenting 8 seconds.

[manhasetardis]

"Some things aren't supposed to sit behind glass. They are made to be touched; to be handled." - Sherlock

[martelldoran]

"if you're lucky i'll text you after the game"

shane, babe, he's already begging at your feet. you could snap your fingers for him to follow you into the deepest darkest pits of hell at this point and he would gladly pant at your heels for the privilege.