[bowsie22]

Watching Ride or Die and all I want is season 2 of Billy, Debbie and Judith and their adventures (I'm only on ep 5 so please don't tell me any of them die)

Edit: I need to add Queenie and Sam to this as well

[shrekhollander]

Rookie Ilya: *super confident walks over to flirt with his rival, he wants to tell him how beautiful his eyes are but he freezes the second he is in front of gorgeous Shane Hollander* You uh have eyes *he forgot to say beautiful*

Rookie Shane: *autistic, innocent and taking everything literal* Yes you asshole, I have two. 😾

[fleabagsversion]

Post Heated Rivalry, after Ilya joins the Centaurs, they have a match against Montreal.

Although the Centaurs are losing, Ilya scores some goals and is his usual self, chirping at almost every Montreal player.

The Metros end up winning by a wide margin. At the end of the game, as Shane is watching his teammates go into the locker room, he looks across the ice towards Ilya.

And Ilya is looking right back at him with a smirk. Then and there, Ilya chirps him one last time for the night.

This asshole.

With a smile, Shane decides then and there, that he is going to marry Ilya Rozanov one day.

[shirmirart]

The Notebook x FirstPrince

[actuallysara]

shane bagged ilya this. shane turned ilya into a wife that. WRONG. ilya locked himself down. that boy couldn't wait. he was marking down the days on the calendar. he put that leash in shane's hands. you love me back? GOOD. now you can finally see what loverboy3000 is really capable of hollander. you are not ready.

[tinicky]

Not a single sfw thought behind those piercing blue eyes...

excuse the lack of skill but this was a sketch I abandoned and kinda decided to retouch oh, and I've been working on the second chapter of my JoeNicky fic and university-papers, so lots of side-creativity happening here!

[okoyestrainee]

Yuna realizes that Shane and Ilya are in LOVE love when she hears singing coming from the kitchen.

“Chopping carrots with Ilya,” Shane sings under his breath. “Making salad with Ilya.”

Yuna smiles softly from the dining room. This is one of her favorite things about her son. From the time he could (barely) talk, he made up little songs about anything and everything. The first time he’d done it, he’d been strapped into his car seat and watching cars go by. When he’d caught Yuna’s eye in the rear view mirror, he’d smiled with all 8 of his little teeth and waved.

“Dwiving,” he’d sung, all of 18 months old and barely able to say the word properly. “Dwivin’ wi’ Mama. Wuv Mama.”

Yuna’s not sure if it’s Shane’s way of processing the world around him, just A Thing some people do, or something special about her baby boy. All she knows is that from the first time he’d made up a little tune about Driving With Mama, everything turned into a song. When he’s comfortable and feeling at ease, Shane turns little things around him into music.

Learning to tie his shoes? “Daddy’s teaching me to tie my shoes. One lace over the other. Make the bunny ears!”

Gearing up for practice when he was 8? “Going to practice. Gonna be great. Gonna score a goal!”

Studying for a science test? “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Everyone says it because it’s true. Moving on—organelles and cell walls.”

Gearing up for his first Metros game as captain? “Taping my hockey stick. Going out on the ice. Gonna kick some ass.”

It’s something so uniquely, adorably, perfectly Shane.

Today, though? As Shane’s in the kitchen preparing a salad for lunch? For the first time, someone else sings along. For the first time in Shane’s life, someone hears the tune and lyrics that only exist in his head and joins in.

“Making salad with Shane,” Ilya croons along, hooking his chin over his boyfriend’s shoulder and wrapping strong arms around his waist. “Preparing lunch with my love.”

Shane smiles and sings back as Ilya nuzzles his neck. “Being domestic with my boyfriend. Thinking of boring we can do together.”

Ilya laughs and kisses his ear before finishing the song. “I love to be boring with yooouuuu.”

It’s the best song Yuna’s ever heard.

[bowsie22]

Anyone know why I can't go into the firstprince tag anymore? This is the only tag it's happening with and I have no clue why

[leclercari]

Here's to hopin'

[magnetic-rose]

i find it really interesting how the sfa comics portray kyle and jay-den as this really healthy, communicative power couple and i genuinely do not understand why the show couldn't do the same. why the show chose to keep prioritizing darem's one-sided feelings over the actual queer couple getting scenes together. especially when we got so much of the straight couples.

[argillaforma]

thinking about shane who in his late 30’s discovers that he might be autistic and kind of freaks out about it because he’s already the gay hockey player and the asian hockey player he doesn’t also want to be the autistic hockey player with all the negative stereotypes it comes with but he finally confides in ilya one day and says i think i might have autism and ilya gives him a soft look and says yes i think maybe you do and at first shane gets a little angry at ilya because why does it seem like you knew? how did you know? why didn’t you tell me? and ilya says because i think you deserve to figure out how you feel without me plantning ideas in your head and no matter what you would still be my shane, trying to be all sweet about it and shane gives him a careful look and asks is that why you haven’t turned on the overheard light in 2 years and ilya sighs and nods

[bowsie22]

Spoilers for The Bear season 5, so it's behind a read more

Much better than season 4, which almost put me off the show altogether.

But what do you mean we don't see the reactions to the 2 stars!? What they've been working so hard over the past 5 season for and all we see is Syd and Carm? It has actually annoyed me

[paxdracona]

Happy Silly Seal Sunday, might I enquire if you have plans with that tasty fish you're holding 🦭🤨

[future-demiurge]

After the Cens finally win their first cup, a fan makes an edit of Shane to ‘How You Like That’ by Blackpink. A compilation of his goals, cool shots, celebrations, etc.

The “look at you, now look at me” part compares the stats of Montreal vs. Ottawa. Players making mistakes vs the Cens being in sync. And most notably, pap pics of one of the more blatantly homophobic players attending their divorce hearing vs. Hollanov’s wedding pics and cup celebration kiss.

It takes all of Harris’ willpower not to retweet it (Ilya dgaf).

Shane officially bans the song from the lockerroom once practice starts again (but they play it in the arena at their first match)

[takomouche]

Tequila (a short comic)

[jewelcoatfish]

ilya sees this old trend where someone holds out a hand to their partner to see what their partner would give them so he comes over to try it with shane who’s on the sofa. he holds out his hand and shane gives him the remote. he tosses the remote aside. shane looks a bit confused. he gives ilya his phone. ilya tosses that aside. he gives ilya a pillow. ilya tosses that aside. he gives ilya his hand. ilya shakes it out. his face squints in confusion before coming up with an idea and rests his chin on ilya’s hand. and okay, well, the challenge is just to annoy your partner, but holy fuck shane looks so fucking cute with his big brown eyes looking up at ilya waiting for his approval so ilya just really has to smile and kisses him about it.

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.

but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.

like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.

[butimaficwriter]

Read the post and loved it exactly for the potential of what's in the tags: uh oh now David made it funnnn and Shane, quick little bean that he is, riiiight as he's getting to the edge of the rink, about to be picked up and passed to mom, gets up and skates away to the middle of the rink and PLOMP lays down on his back, giggling and kicking his little skates. "Again, Dad (Shane does not call David daddy in front of his friends, he's not a baby!), again!!"

It doesn't help David and Yuna that everyone and their mother thinks this is the funniest, cutest thing ever and laughs, just spurring Shane to do it more and more.