save me stardew valley

24, they/them, 🐌effervescent🐌 💗I'm here for a silly goofy time💗

[heartnosekid]

monkeycatluna on ig

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Just saw a skarmory swoop down and take some kids pet ralts

[distant-and-anguished-screams]

Law commits medical malpractice because he likes it and fuck the medical system, etc. he knows exactly what he is doing and delights in doing it.

CHOPPER commits medical malpractice because he was taught medicine by someone who knows jack shit about medicine and the Dr. House of the one piece world. The thought of something being malpractice has genuinely not crossed his mind.

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[sandmandaddy69]

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[good-advice-ganondorf]

"I can't wait to see the dark and gritty atmosphere of the shadow temple and bottom of the well in the oot remake!"

[good-advice-ganondorf]

This will be the shadow temple in 2020

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[animehorsegirl69]

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[anaryllis]

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

[anaryllis]

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

[dogpuppy]

[jacobtheloofah]

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]