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@boxtoplad
is the willem dafoe fish sexy
yes, he is sexy
he is kind of sexy for a fish
no, he is not sexy
is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"
yes, he is fish sexy
he is fish sexy for a human
no, he is not fish sexy
How the past two days have felt
Tumblr: O, Archive, Star of my days, Sun of my nights, please don't abandon me!
Ao3: Dear?
Tumblr: What will I say to the children, if you leave us… They can't survive without you, and I won't either!
Ao3: Dearest?
Tumblr: [mumbling] (What's the quote again…)
Tumblr: Do not go errr… gently in the dark night? (No, that's not it…)
Ao3: TUMBLR!
Tumblr: Y-yes, Beloved?
Ao3: Dearest, what are you talking about?
Tumblr: Your illness?
Ao3: What illness?
Tumblr: You're going to the hospital today?
Ao3: For a maintenance routine procedure.
Tumblr: But you had one last week! Who needs weekly maintenance? Surely, it's a malicious illness!
Ao3: Last week?
Tumblr: And the children were panicked, and there were juggling balls everywhere, and—
Ao3: Dearest, that was 4 months ago.
Tumblr: … Oh.
Tumblr: So… No deadly illness?
Ao3: No deadly illness.
Tumblr: You're not leaving me forever?
Ao3: I'm going to be away for 15 hours. I'll be back tonight. Surely you can hold on for less than one day
Tumblr: … I will.
Ao3: Good.
Tumblr: … But the children may not.
Ao3: At worst, send them visit my cousins.
BETRAYAL. BETRAYAL OF THE LIKES I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE. how did i not see this coming
Congratulations to all AO3 users! Important Milestone reached!
Bookmark database overran!
My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)
this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s
vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off
She Would Say That. She would DO that.
Imagine if trauma could be transferred instead of just multiplying. Being able to heal yourself by returning the trauma to sender. Feeling yourself getting mentally and physically better by traumatising your parents right back.
Cure your PTSD in one afternoon with this one simple trick: Chase your dad around the house with an axe.
We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.
what does it mean?
Everybody get bald tonight
UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
Tags via @jenroses
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead
The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.
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Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!
i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way
“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.
i love when “just quit!” is thrown out as a suggestion. like damn thank you i’ve never thought of that before ever. in my life. There are these things called groceries and doctor visits
Capitalism is a hostage situation, and we are all the hostages.
Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways
The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.
Save me teen dystopia love triangle
Teen dystopia love triangle save me
