Mr. J, you're so serious. You should spice things up and use 🥰 for once instead of 😑. It will be good for your health.
I'm sorry I'm nervous middle age man...... 😑
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Mr. J, you're so serious. You should spice things up and use 🥰 for once instead of 😑. It will be good for your health.
I'm sorry I'm nervous middle age man...... 😑
a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this
This is for the... accountants out there or if you’re like me and people have stolen your photos before and sent several angry perverts to your personal accounts
Boost!!
BEFORE UPLOADING ANYTHING TO PIXYS, PLEASE LOOK AT THIS THREAD.
https://twitter.com/KikiDoodleTweet/status/1390717259845304326
op of the thread words it better than i could, but basically their tos is super sketch and they act like a predatory collection agency.
also, this
its probably just better to reverse image search individually, unfortunately.
Thanks for adding this!
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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Some of these are fucking wild.
I deadass forgot some of these existed
i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears
“eye of newt, sperm of groot…”
Idk who needs to hear this but if you’re not latino don’t:
- make ‘build the wall’ jokes (ex, chanting ‘build the wall’)
- make deportation or ICE/ jokes*
- complain about “white latinos” or really even use the term at all, it’s not for you and I’m 100% sure you don’t know what it’s supposed to be used for and how harmful it can be
- overuse and hype cholo/chola culture or conflate us all with cartels and gangs
- either infantilize or hypersexualize us
- Blame us for the racism we face and how we’re very much invisible in activism. This is vile and racist, no matter who you are, you DO NOT get to tell us how to do our activism and if we’re trying hard enough
- Use any slurs such as b**ner, sp*c, etc
(*Middle Eastern/Muslim people in America can DEFINITELY talk about this too because they are just as effected by it, I was just posting specifically about things that are big latino problems)
Also:
-Use “barrio” or “gente” or “familia”
-Do brownface trying to “pass” as latinx
-Wear a sombrero and fake mustache and poncho
-Tell us we have a “violent history”
-Speak over us in matters of work ethic, especially regarding immigrant workers
-COMPLAIN ABOUT “WHITE LATINOS”
-Call us exotic
-Say that we are “less discriminated against” or that we “have it better” than (insert minority here) I have heard this one quite a bit
Also, telling us white-passing Latinos that we don’t look ‘Latino enough.’ We are Latinos, pendejos.
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You know what?? Aromatic people who aren’t asexual? I hope you’re having a great pride month!
Asexual people who aren’t aromatic? I hope you’re having a great pride month!
Aromatic asexual people? I hope you’re having a great pride month!
All those on the aromatic or asexual spectrum somewhere? I hope you’re having a GREAT pride month!
this is such an important sentiment and i completely agree but the fact that you’ve accidentally spelled it aromatic each and every time is driving me crazy
due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me
due to circumstances that i will not elaborate on i shall be getting lost in the moss
for purposes that don’t concern you i intend to decompose
i’m TIRED of being polite about my “preferred pronouns” they’re just my pronouns
i’m TIRED of having to explain my gender to strangers who don’t understand.
i’m TIRED of the “oh we’ve known you as [deadname] for so long so it’s okay to keep calling you that”
i’m TIRED of “back when she was a he” / “she thinks she’s a boy”
i’m TIRED of lgbt cringe comps
i’m TIRED of lesbophobia / transphobia / homophobia
i’m TIRED of the racism / misogyny / ableism / fatphobia
CISHETS WONT RESPECT THIS COMMUNITY IF WE TRY TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT OUR IDENTIFICATION.
AND THEY SURE AS HELL WONT RESPECT US IF WE DONT RESPECT EACH OTHER.
hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire
‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke.
its comedy gold, just in that first line
and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum
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jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh
fruits basket aired in 2001 why was everyone watching it in 2009
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
The most damaging thing is not their words. It is not the yelling, the hitting, the explosive outbursts. It’s the fact that they make you accountable for all of it. You don’t know it yet, but you’re their anchor. You have to predict THEIR mood swings, you have to soothe THEIR anger, you’re the one to console them and tell them it’s okay, you’re the the therapist, the confidant, the rock. Every irrational outburst falls on you. It’s not only your fault, but it’s up to you to absolve it. Tell them it’s okay, you forgive them, you still love them, no you’re not a bad parent you just made a mistake. Then it happens again and again and again. And you just have to take it, because you know if you voice any opposition, have any objection to the way you’re being treated, it’s going to be twisted around and now you’re doing it to hurt them. You don’t understand. You’re ungrateful. Selfish. You don’t see everything they do for you. Eventually it doesn’t bother you anymore because it’s rehearsed- you can predict what will happen. It’s easier to go quiet, let the light fade and recede away to where they can’t hurt you. Every hug and act of generosity starts to get tallied in your head because you no longer see it as affection, but an exchange. You don’t trust that any of it is genuine. You never relax. You expend a tremendous amount of unrecognized energy looking for signs- a sharp sigh. The silverware being put down too loudly. A sudden change in tone. You grow up to be remarkably perceptive because you’ve been trained your whole life to be so out of necessity.