I Will Not Feel Shame About The Mall Pretzels.

Bex|They/them|Queer|writer|thirty-three|andrew minyard apologist—he can do no wrong

[br0kenchair]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[kushichiba]

[kasikomedihc]

[nixkxart]

good old night practice days

[osfi-am]

what a surprise

[palmettoshenanigans]

Kevin coming out to Neil tbh

[mcmilkan]

Andrew “I want to see you loose control” Minyard waiting for Neil to slip from the facade of his past that he’s built.

Neil “I want to see you lose control” Josten waiting for Andrew to slip from the ‘unfeeling’ facade he’s built.

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

aaron minyard most underrated comedic character in aftg

the man’s timing? delivery? sarcasm? impeccable

on jeremy and renee- “they’d get killed. wars profitable, no one wants their world peace nonsense.”

when asked about andrew and neil - “it’s not something to be proud of.”

on neil speaking german - “you’ve managed to completely embarrass yourself in both languages”

he’s also SO little brother coded - doesn’t want anything to do with his embarrassing asf family, dedicated to hating is brothers bf with a significant passion, had no problem immediately moving out of his family’s dorm, in general annoying and doesn’t understand his brother

[nixkxart]

apologies in advance—

[dtilmnh]

[hijackedhoneybeeez]

Neil, after learning that Jean has a motorcycle: Hey Andrew, why don't you ride a motorcycle? It seems more your speed.

Andrew: They’re for freaks who are just looking for attention. 'Oh, look at me, I'm balancing on two wheels and committing several traffic violations.' Fuck off. Join the circus if you wanna be a freakshow and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

The Foxes, who have barely heard him rant about anything like that before :

Andrew:

Neil: You don't know how to ride a bike, do you?

Aaron: its completely fine to not know how to ride a bike. It's an arbitrary benchmark set on kids for little to no value. Knowing how to ride a bike doesn't benefit or hinder anyone in the long run, anyways. And do you KNOW how many people have life-altering accidents while riding a bike? Its practically lethal.

The Foxes:

Andrew:

Neil: you too, huh?

[ariannaaart]

and now I'm covered in you 🍃

[plantbvn]

boyfriend first, then cigarette

[noahreidlyrics]

And then another and another And I’m thinkin' about these trucks And do they aim for them on purpose ‘Cause they think that it’s good luck

[apathy-in-spades]

Nora was obviously trying to make Jean the sexiest character of all time. He has so many things going for him:

• sexy accent

• rides a motorcycle

• cooks and cleans

• tall, super fit, and ridiculously attractive

• sarcastic and witty

• tough and broody on the outside, but secretly soft and caring

• protective af

Still, his most attractive quality has got to be the fact that...

• HE PUTS THE MARKER BACK WHERE IT BELONGS!

[plantbvn]

doodled the menace

[minevaa13]

Andrew Minyard: 5 feet flat, antisocial, violent, apathetic, only wears black, carries knives, hates cops, touch adverse, borderline possessive, misogynistic, drugs the main character, murdered his own mother, was on court-ordered medication, went to juvie-

oh, and btw he's the love interest.

[br0kenchair]

Really excited to listen to my good friend Alexander Cendese read me the Golden Raven.