LAMP!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[rebecca-faith-quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvttuqnA_kQ&feature=youtu.be

[quinnfabrayapologist]

I hate straight women

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

Straight women: EW! Why do all lesbians want to fuck me?

Gay women: I’m actually not interested.

Straight women: WHAT?! How DARE you! I’m OFFENDED!!!!!!

[tchaikovskaya]

people being upset that an event they were looking forward to attending or watching was cancelled due to proactive containment measures doesnt make them callous or self centered, you’re just obsessed with performative social justice tweeting. let people be disappointed about shit, damn. sorry your life sucks and you have no interests or hobbies outside of policing others’ moral purity online lol

[108rotations]

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

IMPORTANT

[andyoucallmeupagain]

What a year March has been

[leninisms]

it’s still march???

[picadreams]

Yup, we got another whole week of this nonsense.

[saint-batrick]

jesus christ

[theconcealedweapon]

Republican Trolley Dilemma

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggay-hatemachine]

Apollo on the other hand:

[khemet]

I have honestly never laughed so hard at something.

[attackoftheash]

will Apollo rate my asshole from one to ten if i take it out sunning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

greek gods didn’t really have much of a sense of ironic punishment huh. they were just like this poor bastard’s gonna have his liver eaten by vultures. gonna turn this bitch into a spider. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

or being ‘cursed’ to know the future. getting turns into a sickass snake boss. gods rolled a zero on wisdom 

[loved-and-i-lost-you]

Athena keeps the braincell that’s why

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

athena turned a bitch into a spider

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

Better yet, she turned that bitch into a spider because she lost a competition. The Greek gods were all unstable and had zero brain cells.

You can only ever trust hestia.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hestia has the one braincell and she has the good sense to stay home and mind her damn business 

[creativecchaos]

Wait what about hades??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hades knows he doesn’t have the braincell, but he is introverted and respectful enough to stay home quietly

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

One of the worst things about being a working woman

There’s always those guys you meet in your professional field who seem really friendly, and they always want to help you out and give you advice, but then they, and once you turn them down all that advice goes out the window and they completely ghost/ignore you after that. Maybe those women who always “Sleep their way to the top” do it because men give them no other choice.

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

I met someone at a NYE party. He’s sweet and cute and fun. But I’m honestly scared of starting up anything with him. I don’t want to be alone, but I never want to fall in love again. Love hurts too much.

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

It really sucks how getting cheated on can give you straight up ptsd. It’s been a year now and this flare up won’t allow me to sleep.

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

What have I learned from dating in 2019?

1. You can’t fix broken people. You can only fix yourself

2. There is a huge difference between loving and being in love

3. Timing is everything

4. You can be everything someone thinks they should want, but nothing they actually want

[consultingfujoshi]

ah yes, the rare and elusive ADHD mood of "I have five different things that I want to do that I've been thinking about doing all day but I can't do them all at once so instead of just picking one I'm going to do none of them and just sit and sulk about how I'm not doing any of the things I want to be doing right now"

[spoonietimelordy]

If you don't mind ^^

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

I love Buffy as much as the next person but after reading the behind the scenes talk...

I don’t know how David Boreanez not only kept his job on Buffy but got his own fucking show after repeatedly showing up to work with his dick hanging out as a joke. Like, seriously. Wtf.

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

I find it really funny that when people against immigration talk about immigrants coming and stealing their jobs (they don’t, by the way) due to ridiculously low wages, they get mad at the immigrants themselves instead of the evil corporations looking to exploit people for slave wages.

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

This is the most beautiful thing about Christianity I have ever seen.

[owlinadayswork]

Here’s the other thing

People say christianity has so many rules? It has two:

1. Love God

2. Love others

So all you people saying christianity is weird or wack or makes no sense, those are our core rules that we live by so you can please shut up now

The Bible teaches to love other people as ourselves and if you can’t do that then please get out of my Holy church thank you

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

YES!!!!!!!!!

[braceyourselveslampiscoming]

The differences between my ex and my current boyfriend

Ex: *after hearing that I go by ‘becki’ and not ‘Rebecca’* ‘Becki’ just sounds too immature to me. I prefer ‘Rebecca.’

Current bf: *After me going YEARS of being called ‘Rebecca’* I heard your family call you ‘Becki’ and not ‘Rebecca.’ It’s clear to me that the people who really love you call you ‘Becki.’

Ex: *reffering to my pixie haircut* You should grow your hair out long. I love girls with long hair.

Current bf: *after I cut 6 inches off of my shoulder-length hair* I like you better with short hair, because it’s clear to me that YOU like you better with short hair.

Ex: *reffering to my body weight and self esteem* If you don’t like the way you look, why don’t you diet and change it?

Current bf: *reffering to the same issues* I want you to be healthy, of course, but it’s more important to me that I make you see you in the amazing light that I do.

Ex: *after me inviting him to my performance a month in advance* It’s just so far, and I have to work that day. And you know how LA makes me anxious.

Current bf: *after me inviting him to my performance a month in advance* Of course I’ll be there! I want to support you!

Ex: *changing my music in the car* I just don’t like your music.

Current bf: *despite him listening exclusively to thrasher and heavy metal, allows me to change it to show tunes* You introduce me to so many new things. It’s amazing.

If you’re in a relationship with someone who doesn’t know your worth, leave. There is always someone out there who will appreciate you and treat you with the respect, love and kindness that you deserve.