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#sherlock #sherlock memes #sherlock holmes #steven moffat #moffat is a troll #sherlock season 5 #bbc sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #dr watson #benedict timothy carlton cumberbatch #john watson #mark gatiss #louise brealey #lara pulver #mrs hudson #andrew scott #moriarty is alive #moriarty

This year goals :

Dress up like Sherlawk n’ Jawn with someone of the same sex and start acting gay absolutely everywhere

#johnlock #dr watson #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #yup im insane

no offense, tho, I honestly luv Mary she a gud character 👍🏿🤡

#sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #dr watson #john watson #johnlock #sherlock memes #john loves sherlock #sherlock loves john #martin freeman #benedict cumberbatch #mary morstan #his last vow #jawn #jawnlock #jawn watson

Someone’s already probably made this meme but yeah

#sherlock #bbc sherlock #granada sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes #sherlockian #dr watson #john watson #sherlock memes #martin freeman #johnlock #benedict timothy carlton cumberbatch #benedict cumberbatch #jeremy brett #sherlock meme

Guys, Johnlock is not about shipping Sherlock and John or not, Johnlock is about the romantic relationship between Sherlock and John being canon and THAT’S ALL IT IS.

#dr watson #john watson #johnlock #sherlock #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #jawn #martin freeman #john x sherlock #holmes x watson #221b johnlock

Y’all’ve heard of “David Tennant in places he shouldn’t be”

.

Now get ready for “Benedict Cumberbatch in places he should totally be”

#benedict cumberbatch #sherlock #sherlock bbc #bbc sherlock #the reichenbach fall #sherlock lives #benedict timothy carlton cumberbatch #sherlock memes

#sherlock bbc #jim moriarty #moriarty #the great game #andrew scott #darling #james moriarty #sherlock memes #moriarty x reader #jim moriarty x reader #sherlock season 1 #jim #i will burn the heart out of you

John : *begs for Sherlock to be alive*

Sherlock : *resuscitates* Hi Jawn I'm not dead plz be happy))))

Jawn :

#sherlock holmes #johnlock #sherlock memes #jawn watson #john watson #holmes #sherlock #sherlock bbc #bbc sherlock #dr watson #freebatch #221b johnlock #221b baker street #jawn #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #sherlock season 3 #the empty hearse

Me : *reading a Sherlock Holmes book*

Mom : *sitting next to me*

Me : *has a "heart attack"* ooooohhh shiiit, oh fffuck!!! *hisses*

Mom : what? What the hell happened?

Me : there's like, an immense typo here.

Mom : *sass* gurl, this is ketchup from your hotdog you just splattered.

Me : no, no, there really is a big ass typo here.

Mom : come on! It's just a typo! Don't be a grammar Nazi!

Me : it's giant! You could see it miles away if you wanted to!

Mom : alright, show it to me then.

Me : *points at book* see, it says "Sherlock Holmes and his FRIEND Dr. Watson."

Mom : wtf there aren't any typos

Me : yes, there are. It's not his "his friend Dr. Watson", it's "his BOYfriend Dr. Watson"! Geez!

Mom : -_- why didn't I abort.

Me : this kind of mistake is unforgivable!

Mom : *face palm* *sighs* sweetie, this can't be a typo since the book is probably an exact copy of what was written in Conan Doyle's original works.

Me : you mean to tell me that Conan Doyle actually wrote "friend" instead of "boyfriend"? *shook*

Mom : yes.

Me : *uncomfortable silence* ARTHUR YOU LITTLE SHIT

#sherlock holmes #221b johnlock #sherlock #acd sherlock holmes #im not his date #johnlock #sherlock x john #john x sherlock #dr watson #john watson #jawn #jawnlock #jawn watson #martin freeman #benedict cumberbatch #freebatch

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A wild Mycroft descends down your dash.

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This made my day!

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This is art

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“Sherlock, listen to me… I’m not angry with you…”

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#stillsobbing

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I cri evrtim

Mom : Eat your tuna salad.

Me who just discovered tuna!lock the night before :

BBC Irene Adler everytime she sees Sherlock be like :

#sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #adlock #irene adler #the woman #dominatrix #shirene #a scandal in bohemia #a scandal in belgravia #sherlock season 2 #vatican cameos #benedict cumberbatch #benedict timothy carlton cumberbatch #lara pulver

Ok but these paintings literally represent Adam Young (more like fem!Adam Young) with his hellhound.

insomniac-arrest

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

insomniac-arrest

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

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This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

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my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.