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Peter Solarz
Xuebing Du

titsay

ellievsbear
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

oozey mess
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
d e v o n

Andulka
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Indonesia
seen from Mexico
seen from Bulgaria
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seen from United States
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seen from Malaysia
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seen from Malaysia
@brain-absence
This year goals :
Dress up like Sherlawk n’ Jawn with someone of the same sex and start acting gay absolutely everywhere
no offense, tho, I honestly luv Mary she a gud character 👍🏿🤡
Someone’s already probably made this meme but yeah
Guys, Johnlock is not about shipping Sherlock and John or not, Johnlock is about the romantic relationship between Sherlock and John being canon and THAT’S ALL IT IS.
Y’all’ve heard of “David Tennant in places he shouldn’t be”
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Now get ready for “Benedict Cumberbatch in places he should totally be”
John : *begs for Sherlock to be alive*
Sherlock : *resuscitates* Hi Jawn I'm not dead plz be happy))))
Jawn :
Me : *reading a Sherlock Holmes book*
Mom : *sitting next to me*
Me : *has a "heart attack"* ooooohhh shiiit, oh fffuck!!! *hisses*
Mom : what? What the hell happened?
Me : there's like, an immense typo here.
Mom : *sass* gurl, this is ketchup from your hotdog you just splattered.
Me : no, no, there really is a big ass typo here.
Mom : come on! It's just a typo! Don't be a grammar Nazi!
Me : it's giant! You could see it miles away if you wanted to!
Mom : alright, show it to me then.
Me : *points at book* see, it says "Sherlock Holmes and his FRIEND Dr. Watson."
Mom : wtf there aren't any typos
Me : yes, there are. It's not his "his friend Dr. Watson", it's "his BOYfriend Dr. Watson"! Geez!
Mom : -_- why didn't I abort.
Me : this kind of mistake is unforgivable!
Mom : *face palm* *sighs* sweetie, this can't be a typo since the book is probably an exact copy of what was written in Conan Doyle's original works.
Me : you mean to tell me that Conan Doyle actually wrote "friend" instead of "boyfriend"? *shook*
Mom : yes.
Me : *uncomfortable silence* ARTHUR YOU LITTLE SHIT
A wild Mycroft descends down your dash.
This made my day!
This is art
“Sherlock, listen to me… I’m not angry with you…”
#stillsobbing
I cri evrtim
Mom : Eat your tuna salad.
Me who just discovered tuna!lock the night before :
BBC Irene Adler everytime she sees Sherlock be like :
Ok but these paintings literally represent Adam Young (more like fem!Adam Young) with his hellhound.
reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
don’t understand twitter
don’t understand twitter
posts are in chronological order
spite
no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
mega spite
like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
Direct Contact with the Memes
god, wht the fuk even is twitter
they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
More reasons:
tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)
This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands
my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.
my friends live here. i can’t move
*Aggressively agrees*
Karen Gillan
Top 10 reasons to be a bisexual female :
10. Well
9. There
8. Aren’t
7. Actually
6. Any
5. Concreate
4. Reasons
3. To
2. You know
1. You can fall in love with Karen Gillan
Sherlock : *scrolling down his contact list* Who the fuck is Greg?
John who just renamed contact « Lestrade » to « Greg » : 😈😈😈 idk sorry 😈😈😈