Sir Viscount

he/him • 19 • agender aroace • big fan of sharks • art acc

[thingsfromthedirt]

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[wovi]

[wovi]

[trangoldin]

[ethos-labrador]

for those like me that want proof this is real:

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

tags from @egg-tats have made me mentally categorize this movie as part of the Purgeverse in which single people fucking has been designated a crime, so i am imagining the entire thing going on but with the purge shenanigans in the background and i'm already more interested

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Bud, you left half the post in the tags, and I cannot allow that to remain

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

gotta save something for the followers. can't give it all away in the reblogs like a hussy

[durnesque-esque]

Reblogging this again purely because I'm delighted by Prev's contribution commentary on tumblr culture.

[wincingthenightaway]

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[orca-iguana]

Sometimes I think about the time someone donated a Rick and Morty lingerie set, Rick and Morty shorts, Rick and Morty tank, Rick and Morty jacket, Rick and Morty socks, Rick and Morty briefs and bra, Rick and Morty bong, and a pickle Rick vibrator at the thrift store I work at. I wonder how she's doing. Better I hope.

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[sirviscount]

Wait why is it called purelily and not willynilly

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[epicsause-official]

the game of "billiards" was originally supposed to be called "billions" because there was supposed to be a billion balls. they ultimately shelved that idea because they didnt have enough balls

[crabussy]

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

[crabussy]

I am asking with all the kindness I can muster to please let people tentatively express their hope for the future without needing to remind them that actually, sometimes life is terrible and horrific. I am aware. please trust me I am so aware. I am alive on planet earth. it is hard to not be aware. I just also want to enjoy being alive. I don't have to be constantly miserable in order to care about other people. jesus fucking christ

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[maxxie-or-smth]

my future is tomorrow i'm scared