decomposing mystery stew!

she/they

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[branerot]

“bear in mind” yeah buddy, he’s always been in there

[whatagrump]

why the hell did they write it this way

[belovedgoofball]

Do not ask for whom the pussy willow pops. It pops for thee

[abimee]

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

[abimee]

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

[inotrope]

Avatar: doing it right yet again

[redstonedust]

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[branerot]

throughout undergrad i’ve always looked at the grad students at work with a mix of pity and awe because if they don’t publish 40 papers by wednesday they will be publicly executed and their bodies will be fed to the mosquitoes and if i just don’t break anything i will have had a Good Day.

anyways shoutout grad students i believe in all of you

[pukicho]

Would you rather eat 5 tons of uranium or get got once

You'll never catch me getting got, son.

[apanfulmistake]

[sturstead]

the pitt ooc spoilers

[uncannyannieg]

moon joy !!!

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[the-winged-one-flies-still]

holding hands with mama

[fatalisticme]

let's chew on mama

[alcrego]

Just a drop is enough…

Just a drop…

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[branerot]

i love water bears so much oh my god

[branerot]

born to be thot daughter, forced to be thought daughter