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[infected]

by Justin Maravilla

[livemasbrand-deactivated2017053]

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

[jumpingjaverts]

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

[jumpingjaverts]

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

[fetidmoppet]

[catchymemes]

[silly-slacker-person]

This girl found her niche and rolled with it

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

get that money, honey

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi-deactivated2022052]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[sixpenceee]

me: *gets a surge of motivation that lasts for 10 minutes*

[lesbianshepard]

my cat o’malley hates weed. whenever my brother goes out to smoke when he comes back o’malley will leave whatever he is doing to meow loudly nonstop at him.

[lesbianshepard]

two theories

my brother always makes something to eat after smoking and will give o’malley whatever he wants. so o’malley associates weed smell = treats and screams to speed up the process or

my cat is a fucking narc

[tariqah]

[tariqah]

Link

“We want the museum to understand that the moai are our family, not just rocks. For us [the statue] is a brother; but for them it is a souvenir or an attraction,” said Anakena Manutomatoma, who serves on the island’s development commission. “Once eyes are added to the statues, an energy is breathed into the moai and they become the living embodiment of ancestors whose role is to protect us.”

[sanguine-sangheili-deactivated2]

isnt the point of a museum to preserve history though? id prefer something be in a controlled environment than outside in the elements.

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

The moai have been standing JUST fine in the open in the island for literal centuries. Believe it or not, the Rapa Nui are NOT stupid; they know their island, how to live in it, and what materials and treatment to those materials do or do not last in the island they’ve called their home for ages. The moai are MADE to be “outside in the elements”.

And preserved for whom? I’m sure my ancestors wouldn’t feel it’s preservation to have a LIVING piece of their culture stolen by colonizers and kept away from them all this fucking long when I assure you, no one asked for their permission to take it in the first place.

That’s not fucking “preserving”, that’s just fucking stealing, and a loss of culture for the Rapa Nui.

[veeranger]

tries to throw a stone into a lake but the lady of the lake catches it and throws it back at mach force killing me instantly 

[uffie-deactivated20150303]

[hedgehog-goulash7]

Snow leopards and their giant nommable tails

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEHOLD DOGS

WE HAVE ACHIEVED THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[positivityparkour]

You know I had to do it to em

[im-fairly-whitty]

“Dude, I dare you to dab.”

“What? No, someone will see me someday, it’ll end up all over tumblr or something.”

“Oh come on, no one’s ever going to find this one picture.”

“Okay fine, but you have to do something too.”

[femmecottage]

pastries always look so warm and nice– pick your favorite!

[pea-green]

the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their kids’ likes and hobbies, let alone actually planning and shopping for things that are ‘from’ them, as something they can opt out of (and nobody talks about it!!!!!!!)

[reaj3asa]

@pea-green hey look, more fuel for your rage

[marisatomay]

a woman came into my place of employ a couple weeks ago on the first night of Hanukkah to buy her kids gifts which was perfectly reasonable until she mentioned that she wasn’t even Jewish or celebrating the holiday this year

the gifts were for her EX HUSBAND to give to their children because she knew he didn’t remember to get them anything and she didn’t want her kids to be crushed just because their dad is an incompetent jackass who still relies on the woman he left to buy hundreds of dollars that he will never pay her back for of gifts for his kids for a holiday she doesn’t celebrate

they were literally divorced and he was still such a burden on her I wanted to scream

[mental-health-recovery]

You’re not reading this by accident.

Everything is going to be okay.

Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before.

You’ve been this uncomfortable, anxious and scared, and you survived.

Close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.