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nezubean

Me trying to decide which of my favorite things to re-watch

"Hmmm what do I want my whole personality and life to revolve around for the next month?"

memeclassheroes

sherlockisactuallyagaysname

graftandgrief

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

Fuck this

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers

This is insane.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Capitalism is so innovative /s

thestoryofaslut

Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

kaijuno

some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez

newsandletterscommittee

ohlivish

I recommend scrolling to a port and start clicking the fuschia dots. They’re pleasure crafts, owned by civilians, and they have the most amazing names.

ectoimp

flower-pit

tiktoks-we-like

postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold

Chaotic academia is

1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul

2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn

3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics

postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

fluffygif

Blowing a Glass

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love glassworks videos because they’re so impressive, putting so much effort and skill into making the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

theomeganerd

Resident Evil Village Lady Dimitrescu by Danielle DeNicola

maggiemae873

porterr-robinson

geekinglikeaboss

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

valtsv

if a fictional character gets stabbed, they have only 2 valid options:

1. slowly raise their hand to the wound and/or pull the weapon impaling them out while everyone stares in horror before collapsing to the ground from shock and/or blood loss and being caught just in time by their friend/sibling/love interest

2. hide the wound beneath a dark item of clothing in preparation for the dramatic reveal later where another character touches them and their hand comes away bloody or they overexert themselves and they stumble and wince but still try to insist they’re fine, even though they’re clearly in pain and struggling to stay on their feet, and as the other character peels back their jacket it becomes clear that they’re badly hurt and have been for a while (bonus points if they’re wearing a white shirt underneath)

valtsv

i stand corrected they have 3 valid options

coveredinsun

[image ID: tags that say, “#3 turn up at a friend’s house in the middle of the night #and wake them up to see them standing in their doorway while clutching their side #and having just enough strength to say ‘hey’ becore collapsing from blood loss.” end ID.]

lovelylittlewordsmith

Y’all are forgetting #3b:

Turn up at an enemy’s house in the middle of the night and wake them up only to say “I didn’t know where else to go” before collapsing and leaving them with a moral dilemma.