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…I don’t usually have nay original ideas
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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
…I don’t usually have nay original ideas
I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back
working out your brain is a must!!
• hydrate it by drinking lots of water
• eat dark chocolate and blueberries and walnuts and salmon and other foods high in antioxidants!!
• play little brain games on your phone; I like wordconenct! anything that makes you think!
• read books. It’s simple but necessary. Even better - join a book club, or read with a friend, so you can have discussions after. This will improve your reading comprehension.
• do puzzles - it doesnt have to be sudoku, I love playing Beat Saber on the Oculus Rift because it makes my brain have to match colorful patterns to physical movements very quickly!
• learn a new dance - even a tik tok trendy dance. Learning new dance moves are proven to strengthen synapses!!
• go bird watching, or foraging, or anything outdoors that requires you to explore pattern recognition and visual searching
• watch a movie with the intent of analysis - this is best done with a cinephile friend!! talk about tropes and symbolism and character growth
• cross stitch, or sew, or do anything that requires matching nimble hand movements to patterns
• play or learn an instrument!
• develop a consistent sleep schedule (or as close to consistent as you can get!)
• when eating, try to identify the ingredients and flavors you’re perceiving!
I hope this helps :)
I JUST SCREAMED
I have been here, multiple times! By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.
And believe it or not, it gets better. Rosa’s also gives out sweatshirts to the homeless (or sells them to the general public) that has information on local soup kitchens and even computer training in the area, on an insert sewn inside the sweatshirt.
(Details)
Reblogged again for these excellent details.
Also you can buy slices for the homeless through their online store, from anywhere, not just PA!
here is the link for anyone who wants to buy slices for the homeless
thank you for the comment about buying online! I am in canada but would love to help
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST
The URL has changed for their donations page. As of November 2019, this link should work.
$1 will get a slice for someone who needs it.
not doing great?
clean your room
open curtains/windows
take a shower
put on clean clothes
get out of your room a bit
stretch
drink a glass of water
get the hard/important stuff out of the way while you have energy
set some (any!) goals
remember that it is okay to have bad days
Welcome to Australia...
Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...
Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...
I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...
415 fires. Fuck are we dying...
Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?
Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?
Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...
There it is... my home from space...
This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.
And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.
And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.
So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...
HERE’S THE THING THOUGH
I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click
And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”
So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is
“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”
I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:
“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”
I accidentally called the director of the FBI.
My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.
This is my new favourite story.
When I was in college I got a job working for a company that manages major air-travel data. It was a temp gig working their out of date system while they moved over to a new one, since my knowing MS Dos apparently made me qualified.
There was no MS Dos involved. Instead, there was a proprietary type-based OS and an actually-uses-transistors refrigerator-sized computer with switches I had to trip at certain times during the night as I watched the data flow from six pm to six AM on Fridays and weekends. If things got stuck, I reset the server.
The company handled everything from low-end data (hotel and car reservations) to flight plans and tower information. I was weighed every time I came in to make sure it was me. Areas of the building had retina scanners on doors.
During training. they took us through all the procedures. Including the procedures for the red phone. There was, literally, a red phone on the shelf above my desk. “This is a holdover from the cold war.” They said. “It isn’t going to come up, but here’s the deal. In case of nuclear war or other nation-wide disaster, the phone will ring. Pick up the phone, state your name and station, and await instructions. Do whatever you are told.”
So my third night there, it’s around 2am and there’s a ringing sound.
I look up, slowly. The Red phone is ringing.
So I reach out, I pick up the phone. I give my name and station number. And I hear every station head in the building do the exact same. One after another, voices giving names and numbers. Then silence for the space of two breaths. Silence broken by…
“Uh… Is Shantavia there?”
It turns out that every toll free, 1-900 or priority number has a corresponding local number that it routs to at its actual destination. Some poor teenage girl was trying to dial a friend of hers, mixed up the numbers, and got the atomic attack alert line for a major air-travel corporation’s command center in the mid-west United States.
There’s another pause, and the guys over in the main data room are cracking up. The overnight site head is saying “I think you have the wrong number, ma’am.” and I’m standing there having faced the specter of nuclear annihilation before I was old enough to legally drink.
The red phone never rang again while I was there, so the people doing my training were only slightly wrong in their estimation of how often the doomsday phone would ring.
Every time I try to find this story, I end up having to search google with a variety of terms that I’m sure have gotten me flagged by some watchlist, so I’m reblogging it again where I swear I’ve reblogged it before.
But none of these stories even come close to the best one of them all; a wrong number is how the NORAD Santa Tracker got started.
Seriously, this is legit.
In December 1955, Sears decided to run a Santa hotline. Here’s the ad they posted.
Only problem is, they misprinted the number. And the number they printed? It went straight through to fucking NORAD. This was in the middle of the Cold War, when early warning radar was the only thing keeping nuclear annihilation at bay. NORAD was the front line.
And it wasn’t just any number at NORAD. Oh no no no.
Terri remembers her dad had two phones on his desk, including a red one. “Only a four-star general at the Pentagon and my dad had the number,” she says.
“This was the ‘50s, this was the Cold War, and he would have been the first one to know if there was an attack on the United States,” Rick says.
The red phone rang one day in December 1955, and Shoup answered it, Pam says. “And then there was a small voice that just asked, ‘Is this Santa Claus?’ ”
His children remember Shoup as straight-laced and disciplined, and he was annoyed and upset by the call and thought it was a joke — but then, Terri says, the little voice started crying.
“And Dad realized that it wasn’t a joke,” her sister says. “So he talked to him, ho-ho-ho’d and asked if he had been a good boy and, ‘May I talk to your mother?’ And the mother got on and said, ‘You haven’t seen the paper yet? There’s a phone number to call Santa. It’s in the Sears ad.’ Dad looked it up, and there it was, his red phone number. And they had children calling one after another, so he put a couple of airmen on the phones to act like Santa Claus.”
“It got to be a big joke at the command center. You know, ‘The old man’s really flipped his lid this time. We’re answering Santa calls,’ ” Terri says.
And then, it got better.
“The airmen had this big glass board with the United States on it and Canada, and when airplanes would come in they would track them,” Pam says.
“And Christmas Eve of 1955, when Dad walked in, there was a drawing of a sleigh with eight reindeer coming over the North Pole,” Rick says.
“Dad said, ‘What is that?’ They say, ‘Colonel, we’re sorry. We were just making a joke. Do you want us to take that down?’ Dad looked at it for a while, and next thing you know, Dad had called the radio station and had said, ‘This is the commander at the Combat Alert Center, and we have an unidentified flying object. Why, it looks like a sleigh.’ Well, the radio stations would call him like every hour and say, ‘Where’s Santa now?’ ” Terri says.
For real.
“And later in life he got letters from all over the world, people saying, ‘Thank you, Colonel,’ for having, you know, this sense of humor. And in his 90s, he would carry those letters around with him in a briefcase that had a lock on it like it was top-secret information,” she says. “You know, he was an important guy, but this is the thing he’s known for.”
“Yeah,” Rick [his son] says, “it’s probably the thing he was proudest of, too.”
So yeah. I think that might be the best wrong number of all time.
Source: http://www.npr.org/2014/12/19/371647099/norads-santa-tracker-began-with-a-typo-and-a-good-sport
I LOVE THE NORAD STORY!!!!
So that’s how the Santa tracker began and I don’t think I’ve ever heard a better story.
the incredibly sharp juxtaposition of Cold War NORAD colonel and doing this soft, kind thing for children makes this my favorite Christmas story ever
Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream
bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches
me going off to one of my 4000 daydream universes after a long stressful day
You’ve Got to be Kidding
Masterlist Summary: You’ve been away from your hometown since you were sixteen. But when you get an unexpected call from your Uncle, things change. Oh, and who can forget having to deal with one of the people you hate the most? Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader / Billy Hargrove x Reader Modern AU / Marvel Crossover Warnings: Mild cursing, hilariously cliche tropes, love triangles, the whole shebang Chapter 1
A loud yelp fell from your lips as you crashed to the floor. Tendrils of darkness surrounded you, emanating from your body. Your normally h/c hair was nothing but wisps of black smoke and your once bright eyes were pitch black as you glared at the wall, trying to get yourself back up.
“Come on, Y/N, you can do it.”
Your glare turned from the wall to Tony, who was standing on the opposite side of the room with his arms crossed. His gaze wasn’t scrutinizing or degrading. It was more concern and curiosity.
“You wanna try moving through dimensions and come crashing back out?” you spat.
He raised an eyebrow. “Well someone’s snappy.”
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Imagine telling Eomer that you don’t know how to ride a horse
*after Helm’s Deep at the after party in Thoden’s hall*
You: *is a member of the fellowship*
Eomer: *has a crush on you* so how about you and I go for a ride later, I’m sure Eowyn will let you borrow her horse.
You: I would, but I don’t know how to ride a horse
The whole hall: *stops and stares at you in horror*
Aragorn: you fucked up, that is not something you say in room full of horse crazy Rohirim. Not knowing how to ride a horse is a sign of sever neglect.
Eowyn: you can borrow my horse,
The whole hall: *proceeds to exit the hall teach you to ride a horse*
Eomer: god damn it, I wanted to do that.
Sentimental status: dating too many fictional characters.
Fireball (Vasquez x reader ft. Faraday)
“So what you’re telling me is that you’ve never had so much as a shot of whiskey before?” Faraday’s brows were raised in shock, the cards he had been playing with frozen in his hand.
You shook your head.
“No opportunity or no desire?” asked Faraday.
“Some of both,” you said. “My father used to be an alcoholic so we never had booze in the house. It was never really something I was interested in.”
“And how about now?” Vasquez asked.
“You really have no idea what you’re missing out on,” Faraday added.
“I should admit I’ve considered it,” you said, the edges of your lips quirking up at Faraday’s grin. “That said, I don’t want to get completely hammered my first time.”
“And when might you want that first time to be?” Vasquez asked.
You looked around. The small tavern was nearly empty. “Well,” you said. “No time like the present, I suppose. Carpe diem!”
“That’s the spirit!” Faraday said. “I’ll be right back.” He rose, leaving the table for the bar.
Vasquez wrapped an arm around your shoulders, his earnest dark eyes peering into yours. “Are you sure you want this, love? It’s not too late to back out.”
“No,” you said. “It’ll be fun.”
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When the Morning Comes
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Vasquez x Female Reader
Fluff, some angst
Summary: The night before the battle of Rose Creek, you and Vasquez come to terms about how you feel.
Word Count: 1.8K
It was the eve before the battle of Rose Creek. Goodnight had just left town which left Chisolm, Red Harvest, Horne, Billy, Faraday, Vasquez and yourself among the guns hired by Mrs. Cullen to defend the town. It wasn’t so much a strategic set back as an emotional one. It suddenly became apparent that one or more of the odd group of mercenaries you had grown to care about over the last week would be dead the next day. Everyone drank, and made jokes, but the sense of doom held silently over everyone’s heads.
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After all They’ve Done To Us - Part 2
Disclaimer: I used the word ‘Indian’ to describe a native person, but only to be period-appropriate. I do not mean to offend anyone.
When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster. They have to.
Dutch’s words echo through John’s troubled mind as he stares at the little homestead at the foot of the hill on which he’s standing. There’s smoke rising from the chimney, a sure sign of life. Someone is in there, cooking, or cleaning, or fixing something - living.
Somehow, even from beyond the grave, Dutch had found a way to be right. Again.
Though it was a ghost, rather than a monster, that Ross and Archer had found.
Arthur Morgan. He’s alive. Found himself a quiet little place in New Hanover, apparently, near Brandywine Drop. You kill him or bring him in, and we let you go. He’s the last one.
The last one.
No, John thinks as he clicks his tongue, leading his horse to the little-traveled trail winding its way through the tree and down the hill, toward the house. I will be the last. The last of the Van Der Linde gang.
He tries his best to ignore how uncomfortable the thought makes him.
John knows he could simply sneak in during the night, or even charge in right now - as good a shot as Arthur is, John knows he could kill him before he had time to even react. He knows it would be much easier, and that he’d have a much better chance of coming out of this alive - but he can’t bring himself to even entertain the thought. This is Arthur, and Arthur deserves an explanation - before John is forced to kill or capture him.
John emerges from the trees to find himself a few yards away from the house, his heart pounding mercilessly against his ribs. He feels his horse shift restlessly under him as he leads it closer to the house at a slow walk, as if sensing his unease, and he pats its neck lightly.
The house is small, but sturdy; there is a small barn at the back, as well as a paddock, and what seems to be a few apple trees in a field further away. John feels sadness and regret squeeze at his throat as he brings his horse to a stop a few feet away from the house, climbing off his saddle slowly; Arthur had given him everything that he had - and now, John had come to take everything he had built for himself, after a life of toil and violence, from him.
If he knocked, and Arthur opened the door, what should he say? What could he say? There’s no way around it; he’d come here to kill him, and he was ready to. He had to be. For his family.
Be loyal to what matters.
Arthur himself had told him that, years ago, when all had seemed lost. Perhaps - perhaps he would understand. Give up without a fight. Let himself be taken in.
He won’t.
John’s feet are as heavy as lead as he takes his first steps toward the house. His thoughts are a jumbled mess of anger and sorrow, of longing for a peace he thought he had found, but had been ripped away from him.
Good Lord, how did I get here?
Before he knows it, he’s standing at the door, his hand curled into a fist and raised, ready to knock. Every single part of John’s being - every bone, every thought, every instinct - is screaming for him to turn around and leave - but he knows he can’t.
The three loud knocks he lays against the door seem almost deafening in the quiet of the little homestead. The seconds crawl by, excruciatingly slowly, and John realises he still doesn’t know what to say.
“Turn around, Mister. Slowly.”
The voice comes from behind him, firm and undeniably feminine. John obeys, carefully, mindful not to make any sudden movements, until he is standing with his back to the door. The woman standing before him is as tall as him, staring at him with night-black eyes full of suspicion and unspoken threats. Her long, dark hair is loose around her face, and her skin is a few shades darker than his - Indian, John realises.
She has a pistol in her hands, aimed at him, and something tells him that she knows how to use it. He’s not eager to put that to the test - he slowly raises his hands away from his own weapons, showing her his empty palms.
“What do you want?” Her tone is harsh, demanding. The muzzle of the pistol is trained on him, steady and undoubtedly deadly. Had he been anyone else, he might have been afraid.
“Don’t mean you no harm, ma’am,” he says. A lie. “Just lookin’ for a friend. Arthur Morgan.”
He almost feels like he might choke on the name - it’s not one he had expected to say ever again. Something flickers in her eyes, something familiar that makes his heart sink. It’s gone in half a moment, but he’d seen that split-second flash of panic in Abigail’s eyes too many times, over their years of running and hiding, not to know what it meant.
He’s here.
“Arthur?” She arches an eyebrow at him. “Died last year. Drink.”
She’s lying - he knows she is. And yet, he can’t help but almost hope - foolishly, naively - that she is telling the truth, that he is truly dead and buried, for good this time.
He’s not. He’s alive, and I have to kill him.
“Ma’am - ” he starts with a sigh.
“John?”
John feels himself freeze, and he sees the woman look nervously between him and someone behind him, to the side of the house. She’s still holding her pistol, and her finger is on the trigger. He almost thinks she should pull it.
He turns his head, slowly, and suddenly he’s twelve again, being dragged into camp by Dutch, seeing the moody, sullen teenager Arthur had been then for the first time. Memories flash by in his mind, years of rivalry and hostility - but friendship, as well.
Arthur is almost unchanged from when he’d last seen him, on that mountain, all those years ago - there is grey in his hair and beard, and he looks tired - but also, somehow, more at peace than John had ever seen him. He’s holding a basket of apple in one hand, and the other -
No.
“Who’s that, Daddy?”
She’s almost the same age as his daughter would have been, had she lived - and she’s holding on so tightly to Arthur’s hand, looking at John with so much fear and distrust, that he almost turns away right then and there - Arthur had found everything that he’d looked for all his life, and John wants nothing more than to leave him be. But he can’t, he can’t, and he doesn’t know what to do.
“An old friend,” Arthur answers calmly. He looks to the woman, nodding reassuringly. “It’s alright.”
“Arthur…” she starts warningly, not lowering her pistol.
“I’ll take care of it,” he replies, and she huffs out a breath before quickly holstering her weapon, staring at John as he slowly lowers his hands.
“Now, you go with your Mama, Sweet Pea,” he lets go of his daughter’s hand, gently nudging her toward the woman. “It’s okay. He’s a friend.”
I’m not. Not anymore.
The woman holds out her hand, and the girl quickly runs by John to grab it, the both of them turning away after the woman shoots John a dark look - if only she’d known how right she was not to trust him.
Arthur comes to stand next to him, placing the basket of apples on the ground next to the door before facing him. He’s silent a moment, slowly looking John over.
“Got old,” he says with half a smile, and despite everything, John can’t help but answer in kind.
“You’re one to talk,” he replies, and Arthur gives a small chuckle, though he’s quick to sober up. The air suddenly seems heavy and thick, and John feels as if he can barely breathe.
“I’m guessin’ this ain’t a social call,” Arthur says, his eyes flicking to John’s revolver. “You wanna talk?”
John nods and opens his mouth to speak, but Arthur holds up his hand, nodding towards the treeline - John turns his head and sees the woman and the girl, sitting in the grass; the little one is playing, carefree and unconcerned, having apparently completely forgotten about the stranger in her home, but the woman is staring at them, making no effort to hide her anger and distrust. John looks back to Arthur when he hears him open the door, stepping into the house and gesturing for him to follow.
“Come on in, then.”
It’s👏 what 👏 he 👏 deserves
After All They’ve Done To Us - Part 1
Summary: Agent Ross has one last monster for John to hunt
When had Dutch gotten so old?
John can’t help but wonder, staring at the broken body before him as blood slowly seeps into the fresh-fallen snow; never before had Dutch seemed so frail, so vulnerable. In death, he’d dropped the proud, confident facade he’d kept up all his life, revealing what he had become over the years of his savage and violent life; a broken, tired man, barely more than a shell, only held together by pride and madness and rage, the last remnant of a time gone by.
John takes a deep breath, ignoring the smell of blood around him, before exhaling slowly, watching his breath fog in the cold air of Tall Trees.
It’s over.
“So, at the end, you didn’t have the guts to shoot him.”
John’s heart had been beating so loud in his ears that he hadn’t heard the crunching of snow beneath Ross’s feet - he’s battered and bloodied, but alive, and somehow still holding his goddamn cigar. John shoots the other man a dark look before returning his eyes to the prone body of the man he had once thought of as a father, a mentor, a leader - a god, a part of himself whispers, mocking.
“The man’s dead, Ross,” he says simply, instead of the hundred thousand curses he wants to shout. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Ross cock his head, watching him for a moment before shrugging.
“Sure.” He steps closer, bringing his cigar up to his mouth and placing it between his lips. “Can I see your gun?”
John turns to look at him, though Ross’s attention is apparently entirely focused on the body on the ground. He wants to ask why, to tell the man to go fuck himself, and yet he silently reaches for his hip, pulling the gun from its holster and handing it to him; he feels numb, and tired.
Ross takes a moment to weigh the revolver in his hands, turning it over and seemingly inspecting it carefully as he moves forward, stopping a few steps from Dutch before turning to face John. Without warning, he points the gun and shoots - the shot rings out all over the mountain, but John only hears the wet, sickening sound of the bullet ripping through dead flesh. He meets Ross’s eyes, and hates the satisfaction he sees in the other man’s gaze.
“Oh, trust me, it looks better in the report that way.” Ross is grinning now, still holding that cursed cigar at the corner of his lips - John wonders for half a moment if he could get away with ripping it from his mouth and putting it out in his eye.
He catches his gun when Ross flings it back at him, quickly putting it away in his holster before he’s tempted to use it. Ross is already walking away, and John can see Archer’s silhouette looming behind a few boulders, next to the path - of course. The hound never did stray far from its master. But inly one thing matters now.
It’s over. Abigail. Jack. I’m coming home.
“Where’s my family?” he asks harshly, and Ross stops in his tracks, halfway between John and Archer. He turns his head, taking a long drag of his cigar before grinning again - John feels a shiver run up his spine.
“I’m afraid your work is not quite done, Mr. Marston.” He speaks calmly, as he always does, as if he was discussing the weather - but John’s reaction is immediate.
“That wasn’t the deal,” he grinds out, rage boiling through every vein in his body. “I killed Bill, and Javier, and Dutch for you. That was the deal.”
“The deal was that you would hunt down the remaining members of your old gang,” Ross shoots back coldly - there is anger lurking beneath his every word as well, though it seems like the kind of anger one would harbour against a disobedient child. “As it turns out, there is one more.”
“No,” John replies. “They’re all dead.”
They are. They must be.
Ross smiles again - cold and cruel and almost jubilating.
“Not quite.”
Felt kind of burned out writing romance, so I indulged myself and wrote out this idea I had floating in my brain for a while - it’s probably already been done, and better than this, but whatever. Bet you can’t guess who it is!!