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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered: 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests 32. A Faerie taking a Name 33. The Dragon on the Farm 34. Synovus & Menace 35. Raising the Anti-Christ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved) 37. Doctors without Borders…in Space! 38. The Villain-Wrangler 39. The Last Contact 40. The 100 Parent-Point Children 41. And the Heavens Wept 42. The Night Gentleman 43. The Serpent God and their Priestess
44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
i’ve looked and i don’t believe you’ve ever answered this before but what are/would be crowley and aziraphale’s zodiac signs :)?
You need to be born and to be born while the stars exist and there are dates in order to have zodiac signs. Or indeed, birthdays.
Can we give them birthdays? kinda like how you give a rescue animal an honorary birthday? Because if so I’m gonna make Crowley’s be August 23rd. No particular reason, it’s just my birthday and I said so.
Aziraphale’s honorary bday can be November 9th. He gives me the vibes of someone born in November.
Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow
Quick comic to get out my FEELINGS I want to THROW UP Neil
Part 175 of my bakery “enemies” au!
First / Prev / Next / All
Kofi
I’m so happy this is back omg
alternate ending to the recent chapter of my fic drowning (in plain sight)
big thanks to @hamsternamedmarinette for making this chat noir tweet chapters ago and making me silently lose my mind at its scary accuracy. this has been rotating in my head since
Gabriel: 'I'm not a monster.'
Nathalie: *Mother did always tell me I have the worst taste in men*
At this point, surely the only reason she isn't turning him in is the knowledge that she will go down with him.
Are you fucKING KIDDING ME!??
The entire fucking show was RIGHT THERE the whole time
Rebecca you sly bastard!
Sure yeah I've healed a lot from my trauma, and sure yeah, I've accepted what happened to me as a kid, but I picked up a lot of bad habits from it.
I have a hard time realizing that I'm in harmful or toxic situations. I tend to bottle up my emotions and don't really let myself get angry about things that happen to me, even when it's rightfully deserved. I'll tell myself I'm overreacting, or, my favorite line "others have it worse than I do, so I have no reason to be responding to this situation like this." So I bottle it up, and I keep bottling it up until I can't anymore. I've had violent outbursts, I've screamed until my throat was raw before, over truly the smallest things. I get overwhelmed easily bc I was never properly taught how to regulate my emotions, and sometimes.... they just get the better of me. I grew up in a home where anger was ALWAYS directed at me. I was always being yelled at, and when I wasn't, I was walking on eggshells trying not to make anyone mad or upset. It was.... incredibly unhealthy to say the least. I learned to control other people's emotions, I learned how to manipulate people and redirect their anger away from me so I could keep MYSELF safe. I learned how to survive, but I never learned how to live....
Thanks
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
Canon: WHO are you?
Fanfic: I am you but better.
Canon: I’m your worst nightmare
Fanon: am baby :3
YOI but the ice is melted
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
I love this
I FOUND THE LEGENDARY POST