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@brianniecor
I hate ticks. I’m not afraid of very many things but ticks are at or near the top of the list.
Do people remember fic tags are also there to help you find things you like?
I feel like the discourse lately has left new writers thinking its all just for content warnings when it should also be like, terms you want to search?
Just like, what type of AU a fic is or a flavor of character, whatever made you want to write the fic to begin with, not just what you worry will trigger people.
One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.
I planned for a lot of eventualities but I never planned for a D&D party being polite
I once had a DM tell us that we completed a quest line about 3 sessions earlier than he expected because we got told by a group of lizardfolk that “nobody goes to that part of the swamp” and all went “huh, ok! Thanks for the warning” and just didn’t go
Once told my players that an entire village halfway up a mountain had been killed except one survivor who went mad and they said, "Thanks for the tip!" And have avoided that mountain like the plague ever since.
Once when i was DMing a oneshot campaign i was describing the countryside leading up to a Dark and Mysterious Forest and when i mentioned a horse stable in the countryside (as set dressing) the party elected to go there instead and then spent the rest of the evening having deep conversations with the horses (with the druid character translating) who kept “conveniently” changing the subject to the Dark and Mysterious Forest and how Dastardly and Dangerous it was and the party was like “oh???? Wack, not going there then :)” and then the campaign ended
Much like how every riddle is easy once you know the answer, the DM's blatant plot hooks are probably not blatant to anyone else
Sure but in none of these examples is there a reason to actually go. Village on the mountain got destroyed except for one insane survivor? That’s rough buddy. Oh you need someone to go retrieve the locket of their departed wife from the village so they can grief? Now that’s an actual plot hook.
If you just say an area is scary and mysterious, why would you go? At least say there’s a buttload of treasure there or something.
once again why did we let masquerade balls and handwritten letters and heart lockets and daggers strapped to thighs go out of fashion
colorblind pride flag just dropped
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCOTTISH PARROT
IM LOSING IT OVER THIS
I have never heard a parrot with a Scottish accent
@thebibliosphere
There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...
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So great lol
When the tunnel is out the party never ends
Makes my heart flutter
And we’ll enjoy it every single time.
i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.
Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.
idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard
I was having a dissociative episode and a panic attack. So my best friend decided I needed a dab. Now I still feel wrong but I think it is kinda cool. I'll let tomorrow Annie deal with everything. What is even the point?
Some hot takes bc biphobia still exists on this hellsite in 2019
Zepeto: CNVTG5
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Happy pride month to those of you still trying to figure yourself out
Happy pride month to those of you who are still closeted
Happy pride month to those of you who found a label they're happy with
Happy pride month to those of you who choose not to use a label
Happy pride month to those of you who aren't accepted but don't care
Happy pride month to those of you who don't care what others think
Happy pride month to those of you who are just a little fruity
You're completely valid! Every single one of you! I'm so proud of you!!
Not ready to come out to my whole family. But my husband and my teenage children know and accept me. So until I am ready I will fly the Bi Pride flag on my phone. Most people just see pretty colors but I see my truth.
thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was
and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines
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