You have my ear, citizen

I'm just over here like that one guy in the group chat ok? / Ida / She/her / Writer / 28 / Norway / Supergoddess on ao3 / yeah with an S, I know.. / Look, I'm aware my username is stupid. It's just the name of a horse I thought sounded cool when I was 12 and I'm too lazy to come up with something better

[cilantrhoes]

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[justcallmedom31]

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[ritelli-main]

⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧ Cities of Thedas ⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧

[everythingfox]

He’s having a pedicure

[oneheadtoanother]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[makaeru]

[teathattast]

[targetedknowledge]

[murderofsomeone]

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

[silly-blue-gosling]

[soup-mother]

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

[soup-mother]

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

[centrally-unplanned]

That is just the mercenary equivalent of feeling "if I have to send one more email I am going to explode" while doing the email job you knowingly consented to doing and probably worked hard to get; it is probably the most relatable thing they could portray!

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[ryebreadgf]

[sacred-portal]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tall]